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Bed Time Story

Bed Time Story

Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One

Politicians

Politicians

Says it all

a new brew

a new brew

i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.

The Death Of Old McGee

The Death Of Old McGee

Just some old-fashioned rhyming.

Youve gotta love him

You’ve gotta love him

(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)

Leap to freedom

Leap to freedom.

(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance speed. I wanted to try to turn it into a poem without mentioning any of the words in the sentence directly, but to try to convey the meaning in a lighthearted way.

The Purple Frog Makes a Move Part 2

The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2

The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.

sumpin silly

sumpin silly

from extreme boredom, silly ness rises

Trouble Is

Trouble Is.....

Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx

The Old Hag

The Old Hag

The great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.

The Key

The Key

I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to

Twisted Fairy Tale

Twisted Fairy Tale

A twisted fairy tale

THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS lol

THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lol

La la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx

Be Hypnotized Here

Be Hypnotized Here!

This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.

Fridge Monster

Fridge Monster

A bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4 year old anything is possible

The Need

The Need..

The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano

nowhere to be found

nowhere to be found

now where did i put that fourth stanza?

your touch

your touch

hehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp

vernacular

vernacular

whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can

off in the distance

off in the distance.

well what can i say...

Shove Off

"Shove Off"

I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)

I STILL WANT

I STILL WANT....

ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!

Im ridin a High Horse Ye haaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Femme Noire

Femme Noire

when's the train leave?

Fridays Poem

Friday's Poem!

This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by

Bush Ballad

Bush Ballad

Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy

Only You but Nevermind lol

Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)

oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below

i woke up nevermind

i woke up nevermind.

if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.

Words

Words

Damn those words....they can get so noisy

same different

same different

i dunno...lol.

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 3 lol

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lol

Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx

An apology to every Smashed Ant

An apology to every Smashed Ant..

Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.

silly questions that dont matter just for fun

silly questions that don't matter just for fun.

yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.

road kill stew a requestdont blame me lol

road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol

here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.

have something to tell you

have something to tell you

one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol

dream vs reality

dream vs. reality.

LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.

old man

old man

well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy

last night

last night.

hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...

I wanna be a Dog

I wanna be a Dog!

It's Friday night! lol.

Bognored

Bognored

There'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffin when in every home 'pon a wall Mickey Rooney some picture hung

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 2 lol

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lol

Hope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx

brushing up

brushing up

oh those colorful phrases ;-)

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