Did I miss something PART 2
Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?
My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave
Cirque du Poetry
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem Tis a story, tale or legend There is also the ABC Where poems run down the alphabet Let's not
Monorhyme 2
Just a fun write
Did I miss something???
LMAO~~~ just my luck
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4u
I had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
Death is Coming for You
Let me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear Or the scythe I am carrying I try to be humorous Say knock, knock death is calling No-one laughs,
Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Pedal to the Metal
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Cant Sleep
sleepless nights
Poet's Corner Bash
Sorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name used please let me know and I will replace it. Thanks all. Addition thanks to idea by elo.
Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
WRONG MOVE
Have you ever made a wrong move
a pint of love sir ?
invitation card...
coldest night
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
Multiple meanings
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
dope dreams
dope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke the dreams but smoke the fking dopes!
Washing Machine Cat
My daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It is now at the Vets.
incorrigible
Incorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correction, bad impervious to constraints, me? or, firmly fixed, not easily changed as a habit bad or go
Ode to Dishpan Hands
While doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one of your poems'. Who am I to disappoint her so here it is.
The Poets Curse
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
Poetnumber1
A day in the life of Poetnumber1
Easter Bunny
Oh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile I killed the Easter Bunny Driving cross the meadow Thought I'd do some 4x4 Foot planted to the
The Wedding
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.
Golf
I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel.
Kamikaze Herring
If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And bight you on the nose Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes If you
aspergus moon
doctor roland/mysterious lorentz
on line today
humoristic inspiration...
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!
To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.
Lucky me
There's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.
Salvador's South Indian Food
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
Going for a ride~~~``
With writting you can have fun.
Morning Desire
Having 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the COFFEE mugs that I made my decision to buy on.. :D
Stoned
Real friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'
Color Me Silly
Something different, silly, and fun
Frogs Lament
Had to give the frogs right of reply