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WARTS AND ALL

WARTS AND ALL

Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!

Closeted Fears Within

Closeted Fears Within

Gotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.

I INTENDED TO CALL

I INTENDED TO CALL

A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.

Halloween Downloads

Halloween Downloads

In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.

Daylight Savings

Daylight Savings

Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)

Ten ways to ward off a Zombie

Ten ways to ward off a Zombie

It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.

Stop Stealing My Sun

Stop Stealing My Sun

For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)

SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH

~~~~SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH~~~~

ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~

Three Little Words

Three Little Words

GOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the making of this poem!

Starship Earth

Starship Earth

Doing a little experimenting....just saying... (laughing)

BLAHHH

BLAHHH!!!

Im alot of things But im not SLOW

Last Beer

Last Beer

Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race

invisible ink

invisible ink

i know i couldnt read it either

How Can I Resist You

How Can I Resist You

My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery

Little birdie

Little birdie...

Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"

SOUND OF QUIETNESS

~~~~~SOUND OF QUIETNESS~~~~~~~~

Please do not forget Miss kitty she likes coffee and quietness tooo

ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE

~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~

Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l.

Rich to have a Penny

~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~

Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)

An MvG Sort of Day

An MvG Sort of Day

It was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.

moods

moods

Japanese Haiku written 6-2-78

the perfect man

the perfect man

*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*

Writers Block

Writer's Block

Something, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something,that. Something, something, something, something, Something, so

Just Another Day At Work

Just Another Day At Work

Not really the people I work with.....I think

moods

moods

So like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78

Cat name Mike

Cat name Mike

There once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.... what a nice set of balls you have there, Mike "

Delving into hidden voiceless timeless selves

Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves

'hello, how did you get in there...'

The Hand

The Hand

I think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so rude What is this hand doing here And why is it rudely pointing Over I walk to pick it up But q

Forever Bell

Forever Bell

it's almost Friday?

BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT

~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room can teach you more than my profile so on and on it is another fun write......

Words of the Vocabulary

Words of the Vocabulary............

Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth....

Chinese Women

Chinese Women

I am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get married (again). I wrote this poem starting from the double meaning of people (lonely people vs. people's commune, an administrative unit in Mao's China).

6months to live

6months to live

oh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse

Dancing as A star

~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~

To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...

Wrongdoings

Wrongdoings

(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823

In This Very Minute

In This Very Minute

I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10011

My Dog Rover 2

My Dog Rover 2

Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell Of how this clever dog left me There was a day the government came We need your dog far across the

A MALE MONOLOGUE

A MALE MONOLOGUE

Before any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where would we be if there were no lovely ladies in this world. It would be utterly boring and a sad place to live.

Ying Yang

Ying Yang

Written purely for the fun of it.

Some Bad Zombie Advice

Some Bad Zombie Advice

Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.

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