Author: Unknown
Good day Mr Drew
How do you do?
I'm still feeling oddly
From thinking of your body
Oh me! oh my!
Mr Andrew sir
What a big anchor
You have hanging there!
Is it quite robust?
Is that a spot of rust?
Allow me to clean it
It needs a womens touch
Oh no! oh gosh!
How Mr Drew?
When I touched your anchor
It covered me in goo!
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Posted: Jul 2015
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Author: Unknown
Drunken bloody puke up
Over the side
Someone yells he’s burlin’ up
On this bloody boat ride
Who organized the pecks paste sangers
On this fishing trip
Along with all this alcohol
Sh*t I think I’m getting ripped
This dodgy food and drinking
And the fish guts everywhere
I think I’ve had enough
Not that anyone would care
I surely can’t wait till I get back to the shore
Because if I was asked again
I would do this no more
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Posted: Oct 2015
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Crumbling awake
Awake!
Upon these boards I shake
To give you!
The circle of play
I shall do
Throw me the uncertain words
Let slip up these boards
For I shall
Grab you
There is death upon life
who is to choose
The eyes of sin
the body of an unfortunate sin
sullen
you grieve
To another planet
you leave
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Posted: Oct 2015
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Off again, missed the grab!
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To whom shall he say
I have but loved no more
yet treason,steps upon my door step
To curl the fathom of the sword
what greatest depth shall I swallow
Seek you're hanging branch
Snap
if you will run
Yet with simple steps
caressed
with lonely heart
Be but strong
My heart lay
For ever in the eye
Stupefied by hands
dumb founded
by words
To touch
is yet unknown
to sleep
Is well
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Posted: Oct 2015
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Off again!
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She's ripping my heart out
Tearing at my guts
Call it zombie love
Our clothes are all torn and tattered
To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter
Call it zombie love
We dance so slow it's called a zombie waltz
And when we talk it's in the language of mumble
And we hold hands every time we stumble
Call it zombie love
We move slower than a bunch of turtles
We never jump over any high hurdles
My name is Manfred and hers is Myrtle
Call it zombie love
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Posted: Sep 2015
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When I was age five
Fairy tales were still alive
Along came 15
Wow now I’m a teen
An aspiring adult at 25
Things are just coming alive
Not a young adult at 35
But still keeping my stride
Middle age at 45
Old age is a far cry
Oh dear now 55
Managing to still thrive
Today I will turn 65
Still here and am alive!
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Posted: Jul 2015
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I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.
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who was it that said? "Don't sit under the apple tree
with anyone else but me.
Was it Adam or was it Eve?
The Gardner,spoke with Adam
But never spoke with Eve,
Eve was in the garden
Talking to the tree;.
"
" Take a bite of apple
And your eyes will open wide,
Then give some to Adam
As he stands by your side.
Then you both shall see
Knowledge at its best.
Go ahead sweetie,
this is not a test."
It was"the crunch heard
round. the world,
"A tree,talking to a girl.
Then Adam came upon the scene
"sake a bite", Eve did scream,
Your eyes will open wide,
"?Oh! have you seen a Fig tree,
There something I must hide?
Adam took a bite.
" You don't need a fig tree,
Not according to my site,
Said Adam with a smile
All for Eve's delight.
Then the Gardener came on sight
With a roar and full of might.
And hollered out a quip.
'Listen up guys your
Going on a trip.".
Eve spoke the words,
" How long doo we stay?"
Never mind the details
Your trip is
all one way.
Have a lot of fun tilling in the soil,
And Eve, on having children,
You will. forget the pain
But not before it rains.
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Posted: Sep 2015
About this poem:
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
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who was it that said? "Don't sit under the apple tree
with anyone else but me.
Was it Adam or was it Eve?
The Gardner,spoke with Adam
But never spoke with Eve,
Eve was in the garden
Talking to the tree;.
"
" Take a bite of apple
And your eyes will open wide,
Then give some to Adam
As he stands by your side.
Then you both shall see
Knowledge at its best.
Go ahead sweetie,
this is not a test."
It was"the crunch heard
round. the world,
"A tree,talking to a girl.
Then Adam came upon the scene
"sake a bite", Eve did scream,
Your eyes will open wide,
"?Oh! have you seen a Fig tree,
There something I must hide?
Adam took a bite.
" You don't need a fig tree,
Not according to my site,
Said Adam with a smile
All for Eve's delight.
Then the Gardener came on sight
With a roar and full of might.
And hollered out a quip.
'Listen up guys your
Going on a trip.".
Eve spoke the words,
" How long doo we stay?"
Never mind the details
Your trip is
all one way.
Have a lot of fun tilling in the soil,
And Eve, on having children,
You will. forget the pain
But not before it rains.
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Posted: Sep 2015
About this poem:
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
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There once was a pig named Fred
who sadly it has to be said
was a tad overweight
and couldn't fit through the gate
so spent all his days in his bed.
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Posted: Aug 2015
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running in circles
going nowhere fast
round and round
I won't last
Spinning my wheels
like a clock
times my enemy
tick, tick tock
To make do
with what I got
that I do
and do alot
I guess I'll run
perhaps break the cycle
I could be stuck
or out of luck
still I run
and
run a muck
Wish I was in a square
so I could find an angle
instead of no escape
yea mabe something like a triangle
Oh well who knows
time comes and goes
So what if i'm in some nowhere land
I like being lost, you know and understand
so come on, don't be in a band
not when you could just grab my hand
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Posted: Aug 2015
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