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Telecom Poem

TelecomJust a bit of nonsense....

branksome3551Apr 2014Apr 2014
beautifulyou
endless coffees Poem

.........endless coffees............Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter....

benidorm43610Apr 2014Apr 2014
benidorm
looney Poem

looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!...

madtat2953126Apr 2014Apr 2014
madtat29
Universal poems Poem

Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th...

branksome3162Apr 2014Apr 2014
orientalkoru
Secret code Poem

Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw...

cafetwo20105904Apr 2014Apr 2014
SundaySilence
Awesome Kiss Poem

" Awesome Kiss "I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He....

Mizzy467518Apr 2014Apr 2014
Mizzy4
inside ruins Poem

inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus...

darkhorse5554434Apr 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
Who viewed me Poem

Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v...

cafetwo201060711Mar 2014Apr 2014
trurorob
extracts Poem

extractsThe sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my...

branksome4465Mar 2014Apr 2014
trurorob
Maud Poem

MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M...

branksome4003Apr 2014Apr 2014
nonsmoker
Bill Limerick Poem

Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill...

shadow19506584Jan 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
Lily OPink Poem

Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium....

branksome3082Mar 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
If I Only Had An A Poem

If I Only Had An A##I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h...

mcradloff77013Mar 2014Mar 2014
beautifulyou
Chauvinist Poem

ChauvinistA somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popular...

branksome3834Mar 2014Mar 2014
Angel04
boxes Poem

boxesI pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those t...

wayne343582Mar 2014Mar 2014
trurorob
Waynes Challenge 2 Poem

Wayne's Challenge 2Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read...

lindsyjones79611Mar 2014Mar 2014
lindsyjones
extracts Poem

extractsDo you recognise the poems these lines are from?...

branksome2810Mar 2014
Spring cometh Poem

Spring cometh!In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be cer...

cafetwo201061511Mar 2014Mar 2014
beautifulyou
If Only I Was A Poet Poem

If Only I Was A Poet#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten...

Catfoot79313Mar 2014Mar 2014
Catfoot
What Poem

What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!...

cafetwo201059811Mar 2014Mar 2014
cafetwo2010
How much is that snake in the window Poem

How much is that snake in the window?How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going...

steve122350214Mar 2014Mar 2014
orientalkoru
Ninety Nine Bottles Poem

Ninety Nine BottlesJust a bit of humour...

steve122355911Mar 2014Mar 2014
madtat29
My Mamas gun Poem

My Mama's gunshe's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !...

morgen902106005Mar 2014Mar 2014
morgen90210
Curry In A Hurry Part 2 of 2 Poem

Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenl...

steve12235184Dec 2013Mar 2014
orientalkoru
Threes Company Poem

Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal...

mcradloff7732Mar 2014Mar 2014
TAR_734
The Family At Number Seven Poem

The Family At Number SevenI once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy a...

steve12233951Mar 2014Mar 2014
morgen90210
back on track Poem

back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but...

Unknown2032Feb 2014Feb 2014
Unknown
Country song Poem

Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha......

madtat2955310Feb 2014Feb 2014
madtat29
More Jokes Poem

More JokesQ: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Q: Why have scientists started u...

steve12235536Feb 2014Feb 2014
steve1223
nun joke Poem

nun jokeThree nuns are learning to play darts First nun throws three twenties Second throws forty Third nun throws hers darts and misses So she lets...

wayne347791Feb 2014Feb 2014
Mizzy4
One Bad Trip Poem

One Bad TripNow I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed...

Unknown7146Jan 2010Feb 2014
Unknown
missing socks Poem

missing socksha ha ha lost the plot looking for socks i think angela flies in when i am asleep smiling stealing my socks ha ha joking baby...

darkhorse55548816Feb 2014Feb 2014
mimzy333
Joke Poem

JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th...

steve12234907Feb 2014Feb 2014
Angel04
the lodger Poem

the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i...

wayne344141Feb 2014Feb 2014
TAR_734
Online Games and Facebook Friends Poem

Online Games and Facebook FriendsDecided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feel...

orientalkoru4429Feb 2014Feb 2014
orientalkoru
madtat294118Feb 2014Feb 2014
niah9
If I were a furniture Poem

If I were a furnitureMy funny take on inanimate objects around our homes... If they could talk... What would they be saying or thinking???? The mind boggles!...

orientalkoru54017Feb 2014Feb 2014
orientalkoru
Someone Anyone No One Poem

Someone, Anyone, No One......It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't b...

Unknown46010Feb 2014Feb 2014
Unknown
Monorhyme Poem

MonorhymeA bit of fun...

steve12234124Feb 2014Feb 2014
steve1223
Mama O Poem

Mama OLaughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make s...

Unknown2865Feb 2014Feb 2014
TAR_734
My other half Poem

My other halfJust rolling some numbers around in my head......

madtat2970812Jul 2013Feb 2014
madtat29

Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical...

socrates441,01010Dec 2013Feb 2014
socrates44

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