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My First Time Poem

My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)...

Unknown4292Jun 2009Nov 2010
Unknown
Cake Poem

Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D...

Unknown1,19623Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Poem

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx...

andrew1494086Nov 2010Nov 2010
gnj4u
Sleepless Poem

SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w...

iluvisis15033Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
polar bear Poem

polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed...

Unknown60712Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
TAP TAP Poem

"TAP TAP"just a view.......lol! Sophia...

sophiasummer6939Nov 2010Nov 2010
jeddah12
Face Book Friends Poem

Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book.....

Unknown2800Nov 2010
Trick Or Treat Poem

Trick-Or-TreatA cute little poem about Halloween....

Unknown3338Oct 2010Oct 2010
ironman
Valoosified Poem

~Valoosified~what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)...

Bentlee6564Oct 2010Oct 2010
Bentlee
Limericks Poem

LimericksJust for fun...

Unknown3643Mar 2010Oct 2010
jeddah12
couplet poem dance Poem

couplet poem dancebeth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet...

Unknown2,6753Sep 2010Oct 2010
boyshchrm6
Profiling the Poet Poem

Profiling the PoetI am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now...

cafetwo20101,21817Oct 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
My First Time Poem

My First TimeTrue story. Kathy was fourteen and experienced. I was eighteen and green. Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant. Her mom came home later and Kathy...

Unknown72713Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
halloween Poem

halloweenhalloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared...

Unknown3501Oct 2010Oct 2010
Dementia
halloween Poem

halloweenall about halloween...

Unknown3410Oct 2010
Till Death Do Us Part Poem

Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every...

gardenhackle50111Aug 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
Ode To Tom Robbins Poem

Ode To Tom RobbinsCan someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chan...

Unknown80215Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
paddys shotgun wedding Poem

paddys shotgun weddingWell on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the chur...

Unknown3493Aug 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
flowers and nettles Poem

flowers and nettlesFlowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and f...

Unknown3373Oct 2010Oct 2010
niah9
the removers Poem

the removerslast part of my off the wall humor story...

Unknown2502Oct 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
Waddle Waddle Poem

Waddle Waddle-I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake....

Unknown3321Oct 2010Oct 2010
Redex
domestic bliss part 2 Poem

domestic bliss part 2When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and m...

Unknown3224Aug 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
domestic bliss part1 Poem

domestic bliss part1Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now p...

Unknown4229Aug 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
Three Wishes Poem

Three WishesWALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT...

wayne348653Oct 2010Oct 2010
jeddah12
If Men Were Poem

If Men Were?No men were harmed in the making of this poem.....

Happygolucky4u5968Oct 2010Oct 2010
agoodguy2have
Surrender To John Poem

Surrender (To John)I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I...

caroljoyce56913Apr 2010Oct 2010
MaybBaby
the golfer Poem

the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick...

Unknown2782Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
paddys missus final part Poem

paddys missus final partWhen he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she l...

Unknown2823Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
HEY Poem

HEY!For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx...

andrew14952010Jul 2010Oct 2010
jeddah12
paddys missus Poem

paddys missusto be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping fo...

Unknown3533Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
An Immodest Proposal Poem

An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!...

Unknown4295Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
fuzzy thoughts Poem

fuzzy thoughtsA trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll...

Unknown2882Sep 2010Sep 2010
gnj4u
Is is What Was Was Poem

Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w...

soquiliquay3,7152Sep 2010Sep 2010
andrew149
The most desirable woman in the world Poem

The most desirable woman in the world.She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks a...

Unknown5643Jun 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
who are they Poem

who are theyA bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with yo...

Unknown3263Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
roadrunner Poem

roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner...

Unknown5251Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
eskimos kiss Poem

eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi...

Unknown2724Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
why dont trees go cold Poem

why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre...

Unknown2452Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Check this out Poem

Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea...

Unknown2503Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
a turkeys lot is not a happy one Poem

a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year...

Unknown2963Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Vanity Poem

VanityI know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?...

Unknown3291Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Dictaphone Poem

Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)...

agoodguy2have4006Sep 2010Sep 2010
hedistuff

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