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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)... | Unknown | 429 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D... | Unknown | 1,196 | 23 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx... | andrew149 | 408 | 6 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 gnj4u |
SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w... | iluvisis1 | 503 | 3 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed... | Unknown | 607 | 12 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
"TAP TAP"just a view.......lol! Sophia... | sophiasummer | 693 | 9 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 jeddah12 |
Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book..... | Unknown | 280 | 0 | Nov 2010 | |
Trick-Or-TreatA cute little poem about Halloween.... | Unknown | 333 | 8 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 ironman |
~Valoosified~what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)... | Bentlee | 656 | 4 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Bentlee |
LimericksJust for fun... | Unknown | 364 | 3 | Mar 2010 | Oct 2010 jeddah12 |
couplet poem dancebeth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet... | Unknown | 2,675 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Oct 2010 boyshchrm6 |
Profiling the PoetI am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now... | cafetwo2010 | 1,218 | 17 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
My First TimeTrue story. Kathy was fourteen and experienced. I was eighteen and green. Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant. Her mom came home later and Kathy... | Unknown | 727 | 13 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
halloweenhalloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared... | Unknown | 350 | 1 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Dementia |
halloweenall about halloween... | Unknown | 341 | 0 | Oct 2010 | |
Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every... | gardenhackle | 501 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
Ode To Tom RobbinsCan someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chan... | Unknown | 802 | 15 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
paddys shotgun weddingWell on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the chur... | Unknown | 349 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
flowers and nettlesFlowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and f... | Unknown | 337 | 3 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 niah9 |
the removerslast part of my off the wall humor story... | Unknown | 250 | 2 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
Waddle Waddle-I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake.... | Unknown | 332 | 1 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Redex |
domestic bliss part 2When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and m... | Unknown | 322 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
domestic bliss part1Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now p... | Unknown | 422 | 9 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
Three WishesWALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT... | wayne34 | 865 | 3 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 jeddah12 |
If Men Were?No men were harmed in the making of this poem..... | Happygolucky4u | 596 | 8 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 agoodguy2have |
Surrender (To John)I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I... | caroljoyce | 569 | 13 | Apr 2010 | Oct 2010 MaybBaby |
the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick... | Unknown | 278 | 2 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
paddys missus final partWhen he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she l... | Unknown | 282 | 3 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
HEY!For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx... | andrew149 | 520 | 10 | Jul 2010 | Oct 2010 jeddah12 |
paddys missusto be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping fo... | Unknown | 353 | 3 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!... | Unknown | 429 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
fuzzy thoughtsA trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll... | Unknown | 288 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gnj4u |
Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w... | soquiliquay | 3,715 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 |
The most desirable woman in the world.She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks a... | Unknown | 564 | 3 | Jun 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
who are theyA bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with yo... | Unknown | 326 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner... | Unknown | 525 | 1 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi... | Unknown | 272 | 4 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre... | Unknown | 245 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea... | Unknown | 250 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year... | Unknown | 296 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
VanityI know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?... | Unknown | 329 | 1 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 400 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 hedistuff |
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