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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Lucky meThere's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.... | Unknown | 322 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Salvador's South Indian FoodDown the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round... | steve1223 | 649 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Going for a ride~~~``With writting you can have fun.... | breathless22 | 265 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 breathless22 |
Morning DesireHaving 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the CO... | Unknown | 378 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
StonedReal friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'... | Unknown | 463 | 8 | Mar 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Color Me SillySomething different, silly, and fun... | Unknown | 272 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Frogs LamentHad to give the frogs right of reply... | steve1223 | 713 | 5 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Dakota JimI'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester An... | steve1223 | 392 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
National AnthemI must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!... | mcradloff | 642 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Aug 2011 mcradloff |
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean CompetitionThis is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit... | steve1223 | 422 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye GuyLove that show, one of the funniest of all time!... | mcradloff | 3,794 | 3 | May 2011 | Aug 2011 mcradloff |
White Noise.lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..... | kickit22 | 569 | 15 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Sparkle (a cats tail)Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next th... | Unknown | 278 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Ever Thought About ItHave you?... | Unknown | 416 | 8 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.... | steve1223 | 882 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 steve1223 |
CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs... | Unknown | 287 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Amelia, I Love TheeDear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white an... | steve1223 | 387 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Henry And Sister GisellaNot every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.... | steve1223 | 380 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b... | steve1223 | 582 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
PLUNGER MANThe newest super hero PLUNGER MAN... | F4rgiven1 | 727 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 F4rgiven1 |
My big toes got a mouth on itnot a lot to say i do... | Unknown | 368 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.... | GUZMAN1 | 865 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..... | cafetwo2010 | 399 | 7 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 cafetwo2010 |
smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams... | kickit22 | 528 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple... | steve1223 | 408 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
MonorhymeSomething different for fun... | steve1223 | 567 | 7 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
get someringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.... | kickit22 | 442 | 9 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Macduff5 |
Full Moon (The Next Generation)Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out... | steve1223 | 353 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
That Little Bird is CrazyPolitical humor....... | Yankee4you | 729 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se... | steve1223 | 397 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Mary and Me (II)Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming... | steve1223 | 352 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Life is a StruggleSmile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days........ | Unknown | 333 | 10 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 niah9 |
"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the s... | hedistuff | 603 | 7 | Jun 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Come Gather RoundFor some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like a... | steve1223 | 391 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 steve1223 |
toilet tennisthis actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was t... | kickit22 | 1,015 | 9 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Earlgreytea |
Happy Go Lucky WindI have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello... | steve1223 | 387 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 steve1223 |
Dating WoesSome of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!... | boyshchrm6 | 622 | 21 | May 2011 | Jul 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Curiouschildren are the best... | Unknown | 452 | 9 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Garlic DipThis is a true story told to me by the friend of a second cousin who heard it from Great Aunt Bertha who was told by a poor immigrant who was told by... | steve1223 | 365 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
seperated together.i hope you found this entertaining.... | kickit22 | 624 | 11 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 kickit22 |
Thou Art LikeHe is still spinning... | steve1223 | 390 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Ghastly TaleTo you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As... | steve1223 | 325 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
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