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Lucky me Poem

Lucky meThere's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair....

Unknown3224Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Salvadors South Indian Food Poem

Salvador's South Indian FoodDown the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round...

steve12236494Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Going for a ride Poem

Going for a ride~~~``With writting you can have fun....

breathless222651Aug 2011Aug 2011
breathless22
Morning Desire Poem

Morning DesireHaving 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the CO...

Unknown37810Jul 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
Stoned Poem

StonedReal friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'...

Unknown4638Mar 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Color Me Silly Poem

Color Me SillySomething different, silly, and fun...

Unknown2724Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Frogs Lament Poem

Frogs LamentHad to give the frogs right of reply...

steve12237135Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Dakota Jim Poem

Dakota JimI'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester An...

steve12233922Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
National Anthem Poem

National AnthemI must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!...

mcradloff6425Feb 2011Aug 2011
mcradloff
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean Competition Poem

Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean CompetitionThis is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit...

steve12234222Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Chrissy Threes Company Season 4The Goodbye Guy Poem

Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye GuyLove that show, one of the funniest of all time!...

mcradloff3,7943May 2011Aug 2011
mcradloff
White Noise Poem

White Noise.lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol.....

kickit2256915Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Sparkle a cats tail Poem

Sparkle (a cats tail)Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next th...

Unknown2782Jul 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Unknown4168Jul 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Clip Clop Mirror Poem Poem

Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go....

steve12238823Aug 2011Aug 2011
steve1223
CHESS WIH DEATH Poem

CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs...

Unknown2870Aug 2011
Amelia I Love Thee Poem

Amelia, I Love TheeDear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white an...

steve12233872Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Henry And Sister Gisella Poem

Henry And Sister GisellaNot every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch....

steve12233802Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir The Bride Poem

Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b...

steve12235826Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
PLUNGER MAN Poem

PLUNGER MANThe newest super hero PLUNGER MAN...

F4rgiven17271Aug 2011Aug 2011
F4rgiven1
My big toes got a mouth on it Poem

My big toes got a mouth on itnot a lot to say i do...

Unknown3682Aug 2011Aug 2011
gnj4u
A sonnet ordered me Violante Poem

A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood....

GUZMAN18650Aug 2011
Alien Revisited Poem

Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site.....

cafetwo20103997Aug 2011Aug 2011
cafetwo2010
smeared windshield Poem

smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams...

kickit2252811Aug 2011Aug 2011
gnj4u
Full Moon The Vegan Poem

Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple...

steve12234084Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Monorhyme Poem

MonorhymeSomething different for fun...

steve12235677Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
get some Poem

get someringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you....

kickit224429Aug 2011Aug 2011
Macduff5
Full Moon The Next Generation Poem

Full Moon (The Next Generation)Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out...

steve12233533Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Yankee4you7292Aug 2011Aug 2011
Redex
Mary and Me Poem

Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se...

steve12233972Jul 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Mary and Me II Poem

Mary and Me (II)Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming...

steve12233522Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Life is a Struggle Poem

Life is a StruggleSmile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days........

Unknown33310Aug 2011Aug 2011
niah9
Roll Out Roll Out Step Right This Way Poem

"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the s...

hedistuff6037Jun 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Come Gather Round Poem

Come Gather RoundFor some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like a...

steve12233912Jul 2011Jul 2011
steve1223
toilet tennis Poem

toilet tennisthis actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was t...

kickit221,0159Jul 2011Jul 2011
Earlgreytea
Happy Go Lucky Wind Poem

Happy Go Lucky WindI have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello...

steve12233873Jul 2011Jul 2011
steve1223
Dating Woes Poem

Dating WoesSome of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!...

boyshchrm662221May 2011Jul 2011
boyshchrm6
Curious Poem

Curiouschildren are the best...

Unknown4529Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Garlic Dip Poem

Garlic DipThis is a true story told to me by the friend of a second cousin who heard it from Great Aunt Bertha who was told by a poor immigrant who was told by...

steve12233651Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
seperated together Poem

seperated together.i hope you found this entertaining....

kickit2262411Jul 2011Jul 2011
kickit22
Thou Art Like Poem

Thou Art LikeHe is still spinning...

steve12233901Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Ghastly Tale Poem

Ghastly TaleTo you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As...

steve12233252Jul 2011Jul 2011
jazzy75

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