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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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"HIM"...............(LOL)The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 525 | 16 | Oct 2010 | Mar 2011 andrew149 |
meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...... | agoodguy2have | 495 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Macduff5 |
rock and rollrecipe not needed, allow to cool before serving... | agoodguy2have | 408 | 9 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 caroljoyce |
Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!... | boyshchrm6 | 590 | 22 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 boyshchrm6 |
YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!Let’s talk off the air! LOL... | thesunandthesea | 887 | 15 | Jan 2011 | Mar 2011 thesunandthesea |
did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIRi like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely..... | Unknown | 683 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t... | Hekamaat | 842 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig... | Hekamaat | 797 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 agoodguy2have |
Show me the way!...Was it something I said...?... | Hekamaat | 932 | 7 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
JamologistOh- wonder of modern technology; Oh- miracle which is the machine; Oh- joy of modern life: Thou makest our existance so easy; Thou helpest us to... | Hekamaat | 1,067 | 8 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
Anyone for Tennis??This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis... | Buffybear | 575 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Buffybear |
four by fiftydedicated to a gently wise Englishman... | agoodguy2have | 369 | 6 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 caroljoyce |
do NOT read thisok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let thi... | agoodguy2have | 436 | 10 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 Fellsman |
voices in the nightTonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep... | Unknown | 296 | 1 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????... | boyshchrm6 | 430 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Tears for Twodone under my previous serpico 12... | Unknown | 575 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
The BuskerHalf an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experien... | Hekamaat | 509 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
50 Words (50 Words challenge)I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut tha... | Hekamaat | 441 | 7 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
Marriage[ Andrew's 50 word poem]Just a bit of fun on a Sunday evening... | bestbefore | 370 | 7 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 bestbefore |
MY only GUY..at night..:")I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol... | thesunandthesea | 914 | 25 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
For the lovely members of CS Pt.1'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)... | Divinitymagic | 784 | 14 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Divinitymagic |
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL... | thesunandthesea | 504 | 8 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
GreenfingersYears and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one... | Hekamaat | 470 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Hekamaat |
AngelThis came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...... | Hekamaat | 451 | 2 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. S... | thesunandthesea | 955 | 18 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a... | thesunandthesea | 780 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
what's in a W.O.R.D.???Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents... | swade777 | 708 | 12 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 swade777 |
IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUNIF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGH... | Unknown | 314 | 1 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s StyleIn fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!... | jazzy75 | 1,481 | 23 | May 2010 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
Faking it.Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)... | Unknown | 478 | 12 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
Unavailable again....Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!... | Unknown | 283 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
a soft answerSome people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are... | Unknown | 519 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
ARE YOU A FLIRT? LOL no I'm not!!!LOL I am happy to write it and you MUST enjoy reading it!!!! My COMMAND))) LOL I'M SORRY I'M KIDDING))) >_</// I just love FEBRUARY))))) AND I... | thesunandthesea | 1,176 | 33 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
asleep i grewWhen newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my hea... | Unknown | 487 | 13 | Oct 2010 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
LimerzickzCouldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.... | boyshchrm6 | 421 | 15 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
WHISKY TUTORComments appreciated please both good and bad x... | Julia65 | 318 | 2 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
chased ritessum vary waisted thyme...... | agoodguy2have | 343 | 6 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
A relevent irreverance....(LOL)A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx... | andrew149 | 667 | 16 | Apr 2010 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
Umbrella LimerickThere once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for um... | boyshchrm6 | 360 | 2 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Super HeroesSuper heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!... | mcradloff | 532 | 2 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 mcradloff |
HaHaHaI spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites.... | mcradloff | 666 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
Hunter LimerickLimerick... | boyshchrm6 | 304 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 SCatlyn |
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