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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Spring MixInspired by spring... | yaspark | 1,132 | 13 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 yaspark |
Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol... | Happychatty1 | 559 | 11 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 Happychatty1 |
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.... | Don_Fred | 434 | 2 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 EXRED |
ballad of a backwards playing jukeboxI'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat an... | walRU | 450 | 14 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 walRU |
canderelYour just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the... | vikingvixen | 302 | 0 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 Unknown |
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles... | GingerGee | 313 | 2 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 GingerGee |
IFThe importance of such a little word...... | GingerGee | 422 | 6 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 WILDANDREADY |
Prank Videos I've WatchedI've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.... | mcradloff | 291 | 0 | Mar 2019 | |
A rowdy rideHappy New Year to the poetry page folk!... | yaspark | 1,195 | 6 | Dec 2018 | Jan 2019 yaspark |
Gnome aching things right.A little fun with the sprinkler...... | GingerGee | 361 | 1 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Bluesky60 |
Angel Child.Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your siste... | GingerGee | 453 | 3 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 yaspark |
Doctor jokesMerry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes... | Oceanzest | 427 | 3 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 BeneathePines |
the other daydamn tree, and its roots... | methuzelah | 296 | 0 | Dec 2018 | |
~ Hear the Children Singing ~~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!... | Unknown | 353 | 2 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Unknown |
The DoctorMy mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor M... | EyeLook4U | 293 | 0 | Nov 2018 | |
A Prawn By Any Other Name.Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!... | Macduff5 | 498 | 5 | Jul 2017 | Nov 2018 candykid |
The Cat in the Hatjust a bit on nonsense... | Retsina_007 | 685 | 5 | Aug 2015 | Oct 2018 runningshiva |
I am a little insectJust a little ditty for kids... | Retsina_007 | 634 | 6 | Jan 2015 | Oct 2018 Happychatty1 |
CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural... | EyeLook4U | 316 | 0 | Oct 2018 | |
Dilemma LemonI got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon... | EyeLook4U | 1,240 | 0 | Sep 2018 | |
MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.... | BobbyC1348 | 760 | 2 | Aug 2018 | Sep 2018 BobbyC1348 |
Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago.... | CMerlyn | 697 | 6 | Jan 2015 | Sep 2018 CMerlyn |
Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason...... | CMerlyn | 894 | 8 | Nov 2014 | Aug 2018 CMerlyn |
INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not.... | BobbyC1348 | 395 | 0 | Aug 2018 | |
Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet... | rapturecapture | 465 | 11 | Aug 2018 | Aug 2018 mcradloff |
Old Yankee FarmerA traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.... | Yankee4you | 799 | 8 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2018 godsprincess |
My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!... | K_Ann_70 | 616 | 5 | Aug 2017 | Jul 2018 Happychatty1 |
I did it (Haiku)Humorous Haiku for you....... | Yankee4you | 776 | 6 | Nov 2013 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye... | mcradloff | 758 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.... | Oceanzest | 478 | 1 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 godsprincess |
Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe... | lovecanbereal | 589 | 4 | Jan 2018 | Feb 2018 lovecanbereal |
That is MeWell, That is me........ | SkyGoogle | 308 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet... | nonsmoker | 429 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Lucky PeasA nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavant... | Contreeashell | 385 | 2 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 Contreeashell |
MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the... | Contreeashell | 400 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
Doctor humour 2Adapted from a Frank Carson joke... | Oceanzest | 384 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)... | Yankee4you | 844 | 7 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2017 Happychatty1 |
Doctor humourNearly Xmas, time to write some humour..... | Oceanzest | 443 | 1 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 K_Ann_70 |
**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...... | YOV49 | 311 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the... | Happychatty1 | 538 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!... | Happychatty1 | 687 | 5 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
i am me by name.. tex me @ 543%--'"6775$$&-7764$'"#3466''%3456&'%3" $%5446&::'"*"&-775%';:""555*':''At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 1,052 | 14 | Dec 2016 | Nov 2017 Poetnumber1 |
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