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Spring Mix Poem

Spring MixInspired by spring...

yaspark1,13213Apr 2019Apr 2019
yaspark

Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol...

Happychatty155911Apr 2019Apr 2019
Happychatty1

I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work....

Don_Fred4342Apr 2019Apr 2019
EXRED
ballad of a backwards playing jukebox Poem

ballad of a backwards playing jukeboxI'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat an...

walRU45014Apr 2019Apr 2019
walRU
canderel Poem

canderelYour just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the...

vikingvixen3020Apr 2019Apr 2019
Unknown
Leap to Freedom The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog Poem

Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles...

GingerGee3132Mar 2019Mar 2019
GingerGee
IF Poem

IFThe importance of such a little word......

GingerGee4226Mar 2019Mar 2019
WILDANDREADY
Prank Videos Ive Watched Poem

Prank Videos I've WatchedI've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite....

mcradloff2910Mar 2019
A rowdy ride Poem

A rowdy rideHappy New Year to the poetry page folk!...

yaspark1,1956Dec 2018Jan 2019
yaspark
Gnome aching things right Poem

Gnome aching things right.A little fun with the sprinkler......

GingerGee3611Dec 2018Dec 2018
Bluesky60
Angel Child Poem

Angel Child.Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your siste...

GingerGee4533Dec 2018Dec 2018
yaspark
Doctor jokes Poem

Doctor jokesMerry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes...

Oceanzest4273Dec 2018Dec 2018
BeneathePines
the other day Poem

the other daydamn tree, and its roots...

methuzelah2960Dec 2018
Hear the Children Singing Poem

~ Hear the Children Singing ~~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!...

Unknown3532Dec 2018Dec 2018
Unknown
The Doctor Poem

The DoctorMy mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor M...

EyeLook4U2930Nov 2018
A Prawn By Any Other Name Poem

A Prawn By Any Other Name.Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!...

Macduff54985Jul 2017Nov 2018
candykid
The Cat in the Hat Poem

The Cat in the Hatjust a bit on nonsense...

Retsina_0076855Aug 2015Oct 2018
runningshiva
I am a little insect Poem

I am a little insectJust a little ditty for kids...

Retsina_0076346Jan 2015Oct 2018
Happychatty1
Cousins Poem

CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural...

EyeLook4U3160Oct 2018
Dilemma Lemon Poem

Dilemma LemonI got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon...

EyeLook4U1,2400Sep 2018
MY TELEPHONE INSIDE Poem

MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor....

BobbyC13487602Aug 2018Sep 2018
BobbyC1348
Wishful Thinking Poem

Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago....

CMerlyn6976Jan 2015Sep 2018
CMerlyn
Internet Girl Poem

Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason......

CMerlyn8948Nov 2014Aug 2018
CMerlyn
INTERNAL LIE DETECTOR Poem

INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not....

BobbyC13483950Aug 2018
Without Salt Poem

Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet...

rapturecapture46511Aug 2018Aug 2018
mcradloff

Old Yankee FarmerA traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer....

Yankee4you7998Mar 2013Jul 2018
godsprincess
My Dog The Cat Poem

My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!...

K_Ann_706165Aug 2017Jul 2018
Happychatty1

I did it (Haiku)Humorous Haiku for you.......

Yankee4you7766Nov 2013Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
Oscar speech Poem

Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...

mcradloff7585Mar 2011Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
Summertime Poem

SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version....

Oceanzest4781Feb 2018Feb 2018
godsprincess
Swipe Right Poem

Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe...

lovecanbereal5894Jan 2018Feb 2018
lovecanbereal
That is Me Poem

That is MeWell, That is me........

SkyGoogle3080Jan 2018
Sweet treats Poem

Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet...

nonsmoker4290Jan 2018
Lucky Peas Poem

Lucky PeasA nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavant...

Contreeashell3852Dec 2017Dec 2017
Contreeashell
Mannish Poem

MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the...

Contreeashell4000Dec 2017
Doctor humour 2 Poem

Doctor humour 2Adapted from a Frank Carson joke...

Oceanzest3840Dec 2017

What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)...

Yankee4you8447Dec 2012Dec 2017
Happychatty1
Doctor humour Poem

Doctor humourNearly Xmas, time to write some humour.....

Oceanzest4431Dec 2017Dec 2017
K_Ann_70
Poem

**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ......

YOV493110Nov 2017

Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the...

Happychatty15382Nov 2017Nov 2017
Happychatty1

Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!...

Happychatty16875Nov 2017Nov 2017
Happychatty1
cafetwo20101,05214Dec 2016Nov 2017
Poetnumber1

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