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The Rabbit and The Mole Poem

The Rabbit and The MoleHipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop...

shadow19504025Jan 2014Jan 2014
trurorob
Fervid Frenzy Poem

Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you...

iluvisis14851Jan 2014Jan 2014
TAR_734
Justin Bieber Poem

Justin BieberA parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest....

mcradloff5648Jan 2014Jan 2014
mcradloff
The Secret To A Happy Life Poem

The Secret To A Happy Life#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it....

Catfoot89715Jan 2014Jan 2014
Catfoot
That booty Poem

That bootyWhen a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn...

madtat2951610Jan 2014Jan 2014
madtat29
Rotting Pud Poem

Rotting PudRotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck...

Stephenmcnulty2913Jan 2014Jan 2014
TAR_734
karma Poem

karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on...

Nuwahri615010Jan 2014
Pain Poem

PainLie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she...

shadow19503702Jan 2014Jan 2014
Unknown
A Pant Less Lady rhyme Poem

A Pant-Less Lady---- rhymeA pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces th...

shadow19503435Jan 2014Jan 2014
Poetnumber1
Shady Lady Poem

Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma...

shadow19503040Jan 2014
Show Me the Way to Go Hame Poem

Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b...

shadow195039710Dec 2013Jan 2014
shadow1950
Very silly poem number 1 Poem

Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi...

jac3797166May 2010Jan 2014
studecar
Ladies Size Matters Poem

Ladies - Size MattersLooked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no o...

Stedan4005Dec 2013Jan 2014
madtat29
The Photo Poem

The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched...

Unknown4460Jan 2014
Here Lies Joe Poem

Here Lies JoeI was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone....

HuggerMan4U4573Dec 2013Jan 2014
beautifulyou
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew Poem

A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol...

Unknown4000Dec 2013
Standing Ovations Poem

Standing OvationsStanding Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the ton...

Unknown5181Jun 2013Dec 2013
charliejapartee

Unlucky MeWe have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as shari...

socrates448125Dec 2013Dec 2013
socrates44
Will Ferrell Poem

Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite...

mcradloff5010Dec 2013
Table for One Poem

Table for One!Looking for the other half of the date! Lol...

Unknown65412Dec 2013Dec 2013
Unknown
the truth Poem

the truthI was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come mee...

liketoworkhard4562Dec 2013Dec 2013
liketoworkhard
praying for a date Poem

praying for a dateThere was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the...

liketoworkhard3714Dec 2013Dec 2013
Unknown
trapped Poem

trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi...

hedistuff7873Dec 2013Dec 2013
gnj4u
A Scousers Xmas Tale Poem

A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o...

Stedan2300Dec 2013
Four Pigs In A Row Poem

Four Pigs In A Row(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to th...

steve12233901Dec 2013Dec 2013
mimzy333
super duck Poem

super duckpumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out in...

darkhorse5557808Sep 2013Dec 2013
Yankee4you
my four dogs and me a childs mind Poem

my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our...

hedistuff7201Dec 2013Dec 2013
darkhorse555
The Little People Poem

The Little PeopleA poem for children and adults...ancient stories about mystery....

Fiznh133605Dec 2013Dec 2013
Fiznh13
My first time Poem

My first timeJust a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind...

Unknown5061Dec 2013Dec 2013
mimzy333
Judge Judy Poem

Judge JudyYou folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your fa...

SundaySilence1,84614Dec 2012Nov 2013
SundaySilence
Yankee4you64110Nov 2013Nov 2013
Yankee4you
Jack Jill Poem

Jack & JillA different take...

steve12235045Nov 2013Nov 2013
jonE2tone
Yankee4you8079Oct 2013Nov 2013
trurorob
You cant play in my yard I dont love you anymore Poem

You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!...

Unknown4972Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
Invisible Poem

Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human.......

Unknown43411Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
Tavern Tale Poem

Tavern TalePoppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards...

morgen902106628Nov 2013Nov 2013
morgen90210
Horror Night Poem

Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st...

steve12233462Nov 2013Nov 2013
Redex
a day in the life of married man Poem

a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp...

hedistuff7063Nov 2013Nov 2013
Earlgreytea
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE LOL Poem

TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew14986223Feb 2011Nov 2013
Ravensgold
like hallmark i think Poem

like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol.......

honeybear30004500Oct 2013
Prison Break Poem

Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her...

steve12235004Oct 2013Oct 2013
Poetnumber1
Personal Life Poem

Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L...

Unknown2311Oct 2013Oct 2013
fjamesj9701

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