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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!... | WILDANDREADY | 618 | 10 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)... | Unknown | 920 | 9 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 beautifulyou |
I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 778 | 5 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 steve1223 |
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase... | Brendan2014 | 743 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Brendan2014 |
Rich Lady's RantHa! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol... | Unknown | 640 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch... | SCatlyn | 1,307 | 20 | Mar 2011 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.That's soo romantic poem.... | Mrspade | 657 | 7 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 avias |
Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror... | Jonathanpeba | 494 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 moongirl1 |
Betty SueA true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol... | Spartacus2012 | 534 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Spartacus2012 |
...and here's one weirder still!like me, it's dated.... | BeneathePines | 743 | 6 | Apr 2010 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life... | oressie123 | 863 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Bajanshay |
CommentJust having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)... | Spartacus2012 | 707 | 13 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
hmmmm..found it funny... | Unknown | 194 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
Knowing you...Knowing me...I think I'm a little bored...or mad!... | orientalkoru | 684 | 6 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 orientalkoru |
DADDY DADDY!Inspired by a funny story I heard... | Girlygirl196349 | 662 | 23 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 tauntedhumor |
BangIf time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!... | Unknown | 335 | 3 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 tauntedhumor |
Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca... | cafetwo2010 | 612 | 14 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about... | Unknown | 265 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough... | Mizzy4 | 833 | 16 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 fugitive432 |
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!... | ImagineLove | 377 | 5 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!... | morgen90210 | 1,129 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y... | Unknown | 186 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
I am slightly insaneCupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane... | Unknown | 429 | 9 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well... | iluvisis1 | 518 | 1 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!... | Unknown | 278 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
IDEASWritten 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.... | Fixingme | 372 | 1 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig... | cafetwo2010 | 632 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in... | branksome | 331 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
I love Emoticon-Creatures...I wrote this just for fun...... | freetraveller | 631 | 6 | May 2010 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
My DateEnjoying a nice steak :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 614 | 18 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Crush turned mushFool me once shame on me!!... | Girlygirl196349 | 788 | 20 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Shadow People (5 7 5)Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!... | ImagineLove | 560 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
In The DellSomething light hearted for a change of pace... | steve1223 | 590 | 8 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
The Airplane AnnouncementJust pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was see... | mcradloff | 623 | 12 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Cat Attack (kickit's aptly appealing alliteration) Trial aka ChallengeCATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")... | SCatlyn | 814 | 14 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
mad yolkfish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old o... | darkhorse555 | 566 | 17 | May 2014 | Sep 2014 darkhorse555 |
Lockless and the Delilah maidensSeventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his... | cafetwo2010 | 742 | 12 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Tasteful EcstasyCouldn't resist!... | ImagineLove | 344 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 123whisper |
Poetry Piddle:))It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they'r... | UniqueCrystal | 464 | 4 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 UniqueCrystal |
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being... | UniqueCrystal | 293 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Zen decafBehold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect... | cafetwo2010 | 804 | 16 | Jan 2013 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Ecstasy 575only problem here Title?==2hours!... | ladygwen123 | 677 | 0 | Sep 2014 |
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