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MY CHERISHED PHONE Poem

MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!...

WILDANDREADY61810Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
5 7 5 Mol Poem

5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)...

Unknown9209Oct 2014Nov 2014
beautifulyou
I Am Quite Normal Poem

I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour...

steve12237785Oct 2014Nov 2014
steve1223
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet Poem

Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase...

Brendan20147431Nov 2014Nov 2014
Brendan2014
Rich Ladys Rant Poem

Rich Lady's RantHa! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol...

Unknown6407Sep 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
The Blondes Timeless Clue limerick Poem

The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch...

SCatlyn1,30720Mar 2011Oct 2014
SCatlyn
Mrspade6577Oct 2014Oct 2014
avias
Does my Bum look Big In this Poem

Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror...

Jonathanpeba4944Oct 2014Oct 2014
moongirl1
Betty Sue Poem

Betty SueA true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol...

Spartacus20125344Oct 2014Oct 2014
Spartacus2012
and heres one weirder still Poem

...and here's one weirder still!like me, it's dated....

BeneathePines7436Apr 2010Oct 2014
SCatlyn
Mine to Keep Poem

Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life...

oressie1238631Oct 2014Oct 2014
Bajanshay
Comment Poem

CommentJust having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)...

Spartacus201270713Oct 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
hmmmm Poem

hmmmm..found it funny...

Unknown1941Oct 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
Knowing you Knowing me Poem

Knowing you...Knowing me...I think I'm a little bored...or mad!...

orientalkoru6846Aug 2014Sep 2014
orientalkoru
DADDY DADDY Poem

DADDY DADDY!Inspired by a funny story I heard...

Girlygirl19634966223Jun 2014Sep 2014
tauntedhumor
Bang Poem

BangIf time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!...

Unknown3353Sep 2014Sep 2014
tauntedhumor
Seeking women 134 to 798 Poem

Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca...

cafetwo201061214Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
Circling bulgariaism Poem

Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about...

Unknown2650Sep 2014
The Wedding Jade Candy Challenge Poem

"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough...

Mizzy483316Sep 2014Sep 2014
fugitive432
Touched by the Drink 5 7 5 Poem

Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!...

ImagineLove3775Sep 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
You and Me Darrrrlinng Poem

You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!...

morgen902101,1292Sep 2014Sep 2014
morgen90210
Food for thought Poem

Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y...

Unknown1862Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
I am slightly insane Poem

I am slightly insaneCupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane...

Unknown4299Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
The Phone Poem

The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well...

iluvisis15181Sep 2014Sep 2014
morgen90210
Shouldnt should have shouldnt Poem

Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!...

Unknown2780Sep 2014
IDEAS Poem

IDEASWritten 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied....

Fixingme3721Sep 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
The 45th dimension Poem

The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig...

cafetwo20106327Sep 2014Sep 2014
cafetwo2010
Sometning Rreal Poem

Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in...

branksome3310Sep 2014
I love Emoticon Creatures Poem

I love Emoticon-Creatures...I wrote this just for fun......

freetraveller6316May 2010Sep 2014
ImagineLove
My Date Poem

My DateEnjoying a nice steak :-)...

Girlygirl19634961418Jun 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349
Crush turned mush Poem

Crush turned mushFool me once shame on me!!...

Girlygirl19634978820Jun 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349
Shadow People 5 7 5 Poem

Shadow People (5 7 5)Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!...

ImagineLove5602Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
In The Dell Poem

In The DellSomething light hearted for a change of pace...

steve12235908Aug 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349
The Airplane Announcement Poem

The Airplane AnnouncementJust pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was see...

mcradloff62312Aug 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
Cat Attack kickits aptly appealing alliteration Trial aka Challenge Poem

Cat Attack (kickit's aptly appealing alliteration) Trial aka ChallengeCATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")...

SCatlyn81414Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
mad yolk Poem

mad yolkfish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old o...

darkhorse55556617May 2014Sep 2014
darkhorse555
Lockless and the Delilah maidens Poem

Lockless and the Delilah maidensSeventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his...

cafetwo201074212Sep 2014Sep 2014
cafetwo2010
Tasteful Ecstasy Poem

Tasteful EcstasyCouldn't resist!...

ImagineLove3447Sep 2014Sep 2014
123whisper
Poetry Piddle Poem

Poetry Piddle:))It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they'r...

UniqueCrystal4644Aug 2014Sep 2014
UniqueCrystal
MAXILLAE THE SKELETONCOMPLMENTORYPOETRY Poem

MAXILLAE THE ­SKELETON~COMPLMENTORY­POETRY­ Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being...

UniqueCrystal2930Sep 2014
Zen decaf Poem

Zen decafBehold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect...

cafetwo201080416Jan 2013Sep 2014
ImagineLove
Ecstasy 575 Poem

Ecstasy 575only problem here Title?==2hours!...

ladygwen1236770Sep 2014

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