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Full Moon Epilogue Poem

Full Moon (Epilogue)Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang...

steve12234041Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Full Moon Poem

Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon....

steve12234003Jul 2011Jul 2011
marikia
noise to wake the dead Poem

noise to wake the deadmy daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise ....

nightcrow3191Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
TEMPTED lol Poem

TEMPTED?.....lolMWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx...

andrew14968221Jul 2011Jul 2011
marikia
Bed Time Story Poem

Bed Time StoryToo late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Pl...

steve12233852Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Politicians Poem

PoliticiansSays it all...

steve12233742Jul 2011Jul 2011
nightcrow
a new brew Poem

a new brewi have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made u...

kickit2261418May 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
The Death Of Old McGee Poem

The Death Of Old McGeeJust some old-fashioned rhyming....

gsmonks3392Jul 2011Jul 2011
jazzy75
Youve gotta love him Poem

You’ve gotta love him(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)...

Unknown3551Jul 2011Jul 2011
jazzy75
Leap to freedom Poem

Leap to freedom.(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance sp...

Unknown2783Jul 2011Jul 2011
jazzy75
The Purple Frog Makes a Move Part 2 Poem

The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol....

cafetwo20105572Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
sumpin silly Poem

sumpin sillyfrom extreme boredom, silly ness rises...

irishrebel753264Jul 2011Jul 2011
marikia
Trouble Is Poem

Trouble Is.....Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1491,35811Jan 2011Jul 2011
gnj4u
The Old Hag Poem

The Old HagThe great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol....

cafetwo201055110Jul 2011Jul 2011
cafetwo2010

The KeyI searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I ke...

Happygolucky4u6415Jul 2011Jul 2011
Redex
Twisted Fairy Tale Poem

Twisted Fairy TaleA twisted fairy tale...

steve12231,3751Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS lol Poem

THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lolLa la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx...

andrew14948710Jul 2011Jul 2011
andrew149
Be Hypnotized Here Poem

Be Hypnotized Here!This reads like a Friday night poem..lol....

cafetwo20105586Jul 2011Jul 2011
Redex
Fridge Monster Poem

Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4...

steve12233960Jul 2011
The Need Poem

The Need..The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached Th...

cafetwo20104976Jul 2011Jul 2011
cafetwo2010
nowhere to be found Poem

nowhere to be foundnow where did i put that fourth stanza?...

agoodguy2have4785Jul 2011Jul 2011
Ladybee42
your touch Poem

your touchhehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp...

kickit225528Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
vernacular Poem

vernacularwhatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don...

agoodguy2have3224Jul 2011Jul 2011
gnj4u
off in the distance Poem

off in the distance.well what can i say......

kickit2251716Jun 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Shove Off Poem

"Shove Off"I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that...

swade77799224May 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
I STILL WANT Poem

I STILL WANT....ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!...

Unknown3342Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Im ridin a High Horse Ye haaaaaaaaaaaaa Poem

I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!...

cafetwo20105195Jul 2011Jul 2011
Fellsman
Femme Noire Poem

Femme Noirewhen's the train leave?...

agoodguy2have3733Jul 2011Jul 2011
Fellsman
Fridays Poem Poem

Friday's Poem!This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usu...

cafetwo20103922Jul 2011Jul 2011
cafetwo2010
Bush Ballad Poem

Bush BalladJust a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy...

steve12238082Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Only You but Nevermind lol Poem

Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below...

thesunandthesea9167Jul 2011Jul 2011
kickit22
i woke up nevermind Poem

i woke up nevermind.if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line....

kickit223967Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Words Poem

WordsDamn those words....they can get so noisy...

steve12238103Jun 2011Jun 2011
boyshchrm6
same different Poem

same differenti dunno...lol....

kickit2241210Jun 2011Jun 2011
jazzy75
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 3 lol Poem

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lolHope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1493265Jun 2011Jun 2011
andrew149
An apology to every Smashed Ant Poem

An apology to every Smashed Ant..Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol....

cafetwo20106569Jun 2011Jun 2011
jazzy75
silly questions that dont matter just for fun Poem

silly questions that don't matter just for fun.yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up....

kickit223636Jun 2011Jun 2011
kickit22
road kill stew a requestdont blame me lol Poem

road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lolhere is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality....

kickit224939Jun 2011Jun 2011
kickit22
have something to tell you Poem

have something to tell youone thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol...

kickit2263819Jun 2011Jun 2011
kickit22
dream vs reality Poem

dream vs. reality.LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say....

kickit224328Jun 2011Jun 2011
Unknown
old man Poem

old manwell after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being...

nightcrow2790Jun 2011
last night Poem

last night.hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter......

kickit224394Jun 2011Jun 2011
kickit22

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