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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Full Moon (Epilogue)Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang... | steve1223 | 404 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.... | steve1223 | 400 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 marikia |
noise to wake the deadmy daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .... | nightcrow | 319 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
TEMPTED?.....lolMWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 682 | 21 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 marikia |
Bed Time StoryToo late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Pl... | steve1223 | 385 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
PoliticiansSays it all... | steve1223 | 374 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 nightcrow |
a new brewi have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made u... | kickit22 | 614 | 18 | May 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
The Death Of Old McGeeJust some old-fashioned rhyming.... | gsmonks | 339 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
You’ve gotta love him(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)... | Unknown | 355 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
Leap to freedom.(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance sp... | Unknown | 278 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 557 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
sumpin sillyfrom extreme boredom, silly ness rises... | irishrebel75 | 326 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 marikia |
Trouble Is.....Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 1,358 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jul 2011 gnj4u |
The Old HagThe great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 551 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
The KeyI searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I ke... | Happygolucky4u | 641 | 5 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Redex |
Twisted Fairy TaleA twisted fairy tale... | steve1223 | 1,375 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lolLa la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx... | andrew149 | 487 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 andrew149 |
Be Hypnotized Here!This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 558 | 6 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Redex |
Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4... | steve1223 | 396 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
The Need..The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached Th... | cafetwo2010 | 497 | 6 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
nowhere to be foundnow where did i put that fourth stanza?... | agoodguy2have | 478 | 5 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Ladybee42 |
your touchhehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp... | kickit22 | 552 | 8 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
vernacularwhatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don... | agoodguy2have | 322 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 gnj4u |
off in the distance.well what can i say...... | kickit22 | 517 | 16 | Jun 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
"Shove Off"I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that... | swade777 | 992 | 24 | May 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
I STILL WANT....ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!... | Unknown | 334 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 519 | 5 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Fellsman |
Femme Noirewhen's the train leave?... | agoodguy2have | 373 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Fellsman |
Friday's Poem!This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usu... | cafetwo2010 | 392 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Bush BalladJust a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy... | steve1223 | 808 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below... | thesunandthesea | 916 | 7 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 kickit22 |
i woke up nevermind.if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.... | kickit22 | 396 | 7 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
WordsDamn those words....they can get so noisy... | steve1223 | 810 | 3 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 boyshchrm6 |
same differenti dunno...lol.... | kickit22 | 412 | 10 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 jazzy75 |
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lolHope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 326 | 5 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 andrew149 |
An apology to every Smashed Ant..Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 656 | 9 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 jazzy75 |
silly questions that don't matter just for fun.yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.... | kickit22 | 363 | 6 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lolhere is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.... | kickit22 | 493 | 9 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
have something to tell youone thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol... | kickit22 | 638 | 19 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
dream vs. reality.LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.... | kickit22 | 432 | 8 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
old manwell after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being... | nightcrow | 279 | 0 | Jun 2011 | |
last night.hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...... | kickit22 | 439 | 4 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
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