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WARTS AND ALL Poem

WARTS AND ALLGood things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!...

marikia6803Nov 2011Nov 2011
Macduff5
Closeted Fears Within Poem

Closeted Fears WithinGotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol....

boyshchrm661112Feb 2010Nov 2011
Unknown
I INTENDED TO CALL Poem

I INTENDED TO CALLA friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write....

Unknown3513Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
cafetwo201064320Oct 2011Oct 2011
cafetwo2010
Halloween Downloads Poem

Halloween DownloadsIn the Spirit (haha) of Halloween....

boyshchrm65121Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
Daylight Savings Poem

Daylight SavingsAlso published on my international literary list: (Submissions are welcome.)...

wisemandy4372Oct 2011Oct 2011
wisemandy
Ten ways to ward off a Zombie Poem

Ten ways to ward off a ZombieIt's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and...

cafetwo20104,33510Oct 2011Oct 2011
cafetwo2010
Stop Stealing My Sun Poem

Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)...

Yankee4you6136Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH Poem

~~~~SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH~~~~ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~...

breathless223859Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
Three Little Words Poem

Three Little WordsGOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the makin...

boyshchrm672218Oct 2011Oct 2011
TRJohn
Starship Earth Poem

Starship EarthDoing a little experimenting....just saying... (laughing)...

Yankee4you6748Oct 2011Oct 2011
funnyguy222
BLAHHH Poem

BLAHHH!!!Im alot of things But im not SLOW...

Victorsfmallare3790Oct 2011
Last Beer Poem

Last BeerWritten purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race...

steve12238643Jun 2011Oct 2011
steve1223
invisible ink Poem

invisible inki know i couldnt read it either...

kickit2277424Jun 2011Oct 2011
kickit22
How Can I Resist You Poem

How Can I Resist YouMy new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery...

steve12239118Sep 2011Oct 2011
Maxeen_1
Little birdie Poem

Little birdie...Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"...

jpunk5173Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
SOUND OF QUIETNESS Poem

~~~~~SOUND OF QUIETNESS~~~~~~~~Please do not forget Miss kitty she likes coffee and quietness tooo...

breathless222633Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE Poem

~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l....

breathless222463Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
Rich to have a Penny Poem

~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)...

breathless223805Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
An MvG Sort of Day Poem

An MvG Sort of DayIt was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close....

steve12234023Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
cafetwo201053814Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
moods Poem

moodsJapanese Haiku written 6-2-78...

Unknown3093Oct 2011Oct 2011
localpoet
the perfect man Poem

the perfect man*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*...

Unknown2911May 2011Oct 2011
swade777
Writers Block Poem

Writer's BlockSomething, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something...

funnyguy2222612Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
Just Another Day At Work Poem

Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think...

steve12234456Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
moods Poem

moodsSo like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78...

Unknown3150Oct 2011
Cat name Mike Poem

Cat name MikeThere once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.......

justabum2890Oct 2011
Delving into hidden voiceless timeless selves Poem

Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves'hello, how did you get in there...'...

Earlgreytea4958Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
The Hand Poem

The HandI think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so...

steve12233982Sep 2011Oct 2011
Poetnumber1
Forever Bell Poem

Forever Bellit's almost Friday?...

cafetwo20104214Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT Poem

~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room c...

breathless222542Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Words of the Vocabulary Poem

Words of the Vocabulary............Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth.......

breathless222292Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Chinese Women Poem

Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr...

wisemandy5065Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
6months to live Poem

6months to liveoh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse...

kickit2257910Sep 2011Sep 2011
kickit22
Dancing as A star Poem

~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long......

breathless221933Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Wrongdoings Poem

Wrongdoings(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM:

wisemandy4530Sep 2011
In This Very Minute Poem

In This Very MinuteI first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM:

wisemandy3871Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
My Dog Rover 2 Poem

My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell...

steve12233764Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Victorsfmallare4482Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
A MALE MONOLOGUE Poem

A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo...

steve122359911Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Ying Yang Poem

Ying YangWritten purely for the fun of it....

steve12234545Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Some Bad Zombie Advice Poem

Some Bad Zombie AdviceInspired after watching Night of the Living Dead....

mcradloff5820Sep 2011

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