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just stop Poem

just stopJust stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from...

Luke84213993Sep 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
gonny no do tha tae rabby Poem

gonny no' do tha' tae rabbymust only be read in your very worst Scottish accent....

charliejapartee5557Sep 2012Oct 2012
Bluefish22
Frustration Poem

FrustrationAh yes LIFE!!...

KarensHeart3172Oct 2012Oct 2012
KarensHeart
borrowed time song lyrics Poem

borrowed time (song lyrics)had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is...

mick25112571Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
whistling dixie Poem

whistling dixieif you don't know, i can't help you...

charliejapartee4700Sep 2012
No Ticky No Washy Poem

No Ticky, No WashyNo ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, n...

KarensHeart5133Sep 2012Sep 2012
KarensHeart
How to get a man Poem

How to get a manWatching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents....

mcradloff66620Sep 2012Sep 2012
mcradloff
The Visit Poem

The Visit !!What boredom can do to one!!!...

particolor3652Sep 2012Sep 2012
particolor
The S Files Poem

The S FilesThese are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you....

steve12235163Sep 2012Sep 2012
steve1223
Glider limerick Poem

Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy......

kilovolts7282Sep 2012Sep 2012
mcradloff
you know Poem

you know.........Part of the human condition...

lisaofflorida644394Sep 2012Sep 2012
lisaofflorida64
TEDDIE GOANNA A R R Poem

TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA.....

pinklady19675650Sep 2012
Doggonit morgen challenge Poem

Doggonit............[morgen challenge]Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all...

Nuwahri615185Sep 2012Sep 2012
Nuwahri61
Local Politics Macduffs Just Because Challange Poem

Local Politics (Macduff's Just Because Challange)Well....placing some folksy diatribe about politics into a most colorful local "Hill Farmer" vernacular requires some skill so that means in order to...

Yankee4you7334Sep 2012Sep 2012
Macduff5
Just BecauseMacduff5 Challenge Poem

Just Because(Macduff5 ChallengeThe temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time...

Unknown4016Sep 2012Sep 2012
Unknown
The Escape Poem

'The Escape'Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)...

Unknown2812Aug 2012Sep 2012
Earlgreytea
Whos Land Poem

'Who's Land'In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy wa...

Unknown3950Sep 2012
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy Poem

Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!The Poem says that!!...

particolor53313Sep 2012Sep 2012
particolor
What have I been doing Poem

What have I been doing...Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ......

morgen902106538Sep 2012Sep 2012
morgen90210
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks Poem

Mountain creeks and lovely peaksThis is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly an...

kilovolts55614Aug 2012Sep 2012
Unknown
My Imagination Poem

My Imaginationimagine this...

studecar5823Sep 2012Sep 2012
studecar
studecar6034Apr 2012Sep 2012
madtat29
MACAVITYS SIDE OF THINGS Lady Morganas challenge Poem

MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challengeA different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot.......

andrew14968612Aug 2012Sep 2012
andrew149
The High King Poem

The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish....

Unknown4838Aug 2012Sep 2012
Yankee4you
Gotcha Limerick Poem

Gotcha LimerickThis is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men....

kilovolts5533Aug 2012Sep 2012
kilovolts
The Girlfriend Poem

'The Girlfriend'Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)...

Unknown3192Sep 2012Sep 2012
Unknown
Wizzards wish Poem

Wizzard's wish..Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

cafetwo201061911Aug 2012Aug 2012
Unknown
Johnny Carson Terms for Death Poem

Johnny Carson Terms for DeathI used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at...

mcradloff3,9495Aug 2012Aug 2012
mcradloff
My Name Poem

My NameI f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is...

silvertounge3843Jul 2012Aug 2012
lorii
Snap Back Poem

Snap Backwritten as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)...

gnj4u85013Aug 2012Aug 2012
gnj4u
Ode to a computer Poem

Ode to a computerI do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it....

lisaofflorida644295Aug 2012Aug 2012
lisaofflorida64
o m g Poem

o m gjust look at ur self after a bath??...

tiswas19454454Jul 2012Aug 2012
andrew149
CS Poets I need advice Poem

CS Poet's: I need adviceOk, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol...

cafetwo20108759Aug 2012Aug 2012
Unknown

Yankee's ChallengeI look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell ma...

Happygolucky4u7549Aug 2012Aug 2012
Happygolucky4u
Redhorse Poem

RedhorseI can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my finger...

scrofa093640Aug 2012
Where i have have not been Poem

Where i have &have not beenI have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also nev...

Nuliiiiiii8769Nov 2011Aug 2012
Yankee4you
A Sad Truth Poem

A Sad TruthWhat do you see here?...

Unknown3134Aug 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
FOOL Poem

FOOLI just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate....

smallworlds5913Aug 2012Aug 2012
Redex
brief affair Poem

brief affairthanks John...

hedistuff8844Jun 2012Aug 2012
orientalkoru
THE EYES Poem

THE EYESTHE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE...

9inchpoo3142Aug 2012Aug 2012
orientalkoru
Yawn Poem

YawnI was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?...

mcradloff1,03316Jul 2012Aug 2012
mcradloff
IMMORTALIY Poem

IMMORTALIYJust trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me...

Unknown2801Jun 2012Aug 2012
Unknown

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