Here is a list of Humor Poems. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down... | EyeLook4U | 400 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
Cash FlowIf there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times w... | EyeLook4U | 463 | 2 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 EyeLook4U |
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!... | Unknown | 447 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
"The Runaway Handbag?"a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!... | sophiasummer | 698 | 4 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
Last tango on the roof'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'l... | cafetwo2010 | 514 | 3 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Yankee4you |
She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a... | steve1223 | 407 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 steve1223 |
GOOD MORNING!lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whe... | andrew149 | 691 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 beautifulyou |
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLDWritten about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're i... | Buffybear | 576 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
SWEET TAXPAYERTEN LINES POEM... | GUZMAN1 | 659 | 2 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Poetnumber1 |
Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I... | Unknown | 286 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new... | Unknown | 342 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
billy done run wildsoomebody stop me...... | hedistuff | 548 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pmToday is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate... | morgen90210 | 456 | 2 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |
BRIEF POETRYListen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the superma... | GUZMAN1 | 598 | 5 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 niah9 |
World AtlasI was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my ti... | Unknown | 364 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
We all know someone like thisThis was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)... | Unknown | 377 | 3 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Letter from schoolDear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Ada... | Unknown | 349 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem... | Unknown | 380 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)... | Unknown | 348 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?... | Unknown | 308 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00... | mcradloff | 881 | 13 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |
Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)... | Unknown | 342 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Children playingWatching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman... | Unknown | 340 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 niah9 |
ConfusedHate xmas rapping... | Unknown | 361 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 trurorob |
Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol... | Unknown | 240 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Forty somethingDon't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol... | Unknown | 255 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |
Barking dog, croaking frogjust playing about with the kids... | Unknown | 336 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 cherryreggae |
Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...... | madtat29 | 1,776 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 madtat29 |
The Race!We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!... | Unknown | 629 | 12 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
PossessedKG thanks for the idea... | adjhe | 309 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 adjhe |
Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days... | Unknown | 210 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Hey...guess what?Whacky me and sleepy ...good night... | morgen90210 | 466 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 morgen90210 |
You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g... | Happygolucky4u | 722 | 5 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long... | tiswas1945 | 347 | 1 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 DagOne |
Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.... | Unknown | 248 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m... | Unknown | 356 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 256 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted... | steve1223 | 546 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.... | hedistuff | 627 | 8 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food... | steve1223 | 448 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 steve1223 |
Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin... | umfazi | 264 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Hotel AstoriaI wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can g... | umfazi | 279 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 studecar |
Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
Have you written poetry that you'd like to share with other members? Posting your poetry shows your skill and creativity and helps members get to know you better. Your poem will appear on the Connecting Singles Poetry page and also in a link on your profile page. Click here to post a poem »