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The Corn Message Poem

The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down...

EyeLook4U4000Jan 2013
Cash Flow Poem

Cash FlowIf there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times w...

EyeLook4U4632Jan 2013Jan 2013
EyeLook4U
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes Poem

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!...

Unknown4471Dec 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
The Runaway Handbag Poem

"The Runaway Handbag?"a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!...

sophiasummer6984Dec 2012Dec 2012
Ladybee42
Last tango on the roof Poem

Last tango on the roof'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'l...

cafetwo20105143Dec 2012Dec 2012
Yankee4you
She Who Lives In a Cave Poem

She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a...

steve12234076Dec 2012Dec 2012
steve1223
GOOD MORNING Poem

GOOD MORNING!lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whe...

andrew1496916Dec 2012Dec 2012
beautifulyou
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD Poem

tHe EnD oF tHe WorLDWritten about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're i...

Buffybear5761Dec 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
SWEET TAXPAYER Poem

SWEET TAXPAYERTEN LINES POEM...

GUZMAN16592Dec 2012Dec 2012
Poetnumber1
Its not because Poem

Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I...

Unknown2860Dec 2012
Note in my diary Poem

Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new...

Unknown3420Dec 2012
billy done run wild Poem

billy done run wildsoomebody stop me......

hedistuff5486Dec 2012Dec 2012
Ladybee42
12 12 12 121212pm Poem

12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pmToday is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate...

morgen902104562Dec 2012Dec 2012
mcradloff
BRIEF POETRY Poem

BRIEF POETRYListen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the superma...

GUZMAN15985Dec 2012Dec 2012
niah9
World Atlas Poem

World AtlasI was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my ti...

Unknown3640Dec 2012
We all know someone like this Poem

We all know someone like thisThis was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)...

Unknown3773Dec 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
Letter from school Poem

Letter from schoolDear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Ada...

Unknown3491Dec 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
Contemplating my navel Poem

Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem...

Unknown3800Dec 2012
Cabernet Sauvignon Poem

Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)...

Unknown3480Dec 2012
News Flash Poem

News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?...

Unknown3080Dec 2012
Its a Wonderful Fishing Trip Poem

It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00...

mcradloff88113Dec 2012Dec 2012
mcradloff
Goedln Rlue Poem

Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)...

Unknown3421Dec 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
Children playing Poem

Children playingWatching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman...

Unknown3401Dec 2012Dec 2012
niah9
Confused Poem

ConfusedHate xmas rapping...

Unknown3611Dec 2012Dec 2012
trurorob
Freight in the night Poem

Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol...

Unknown2400Dec 2012
Forty something Poem

Forty somethingDon't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol...

Unknown2551Dec 2012Dec 2012
mcradloff
Barking dog croaking frog Poem

Barking dog, croaking frogjust playing about with the kids...

Unknown3361Dec 2012Dec 2012
cherryreggae
Alien limerick Poem

Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts......

madtat291,7764Nov 2012Dec 2012
madtat29
The Race Poem

The Race!We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!...

Unknown62912Nov 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
Possessed Poem

PossessedKG thanks for the idea...

adjhe3092Nov 2012Nov 2012
adjhe
Training team oh we did have a scream Poem

Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days...

Unknown2100Nov 2012
Hey guess what Poem

Hey...guess what?Whacky me and sleepy ...good night...

morgen902104664Nov 2012Nov 2012
morgen90210
You Have Been Replaced Poem

You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g...

Happygolucky4u7225Nov 2012Nov 2012
Fellsman
Hospital Poem

Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long...

tiswas19453471Nov 2012Nov 2012
DagOne
Silly rhyme Poem

Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love....

Unknown2483Nov 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
After all were just human Poem

After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m...

Unknown3562Nov 2012Nov 2012
mcradloff
Jack and Jill Poem

Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill......

Nils53862560Nov 2012
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted People Poem

Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted...

steve12235463Nov 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
a bit stern though moments Poem

a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share....

hedistuff6278Nov 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
Young Drakonius Poem

Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food...

steve12234484Nov 2012Nov 2012
steve1223
Big Red Motorbike Poem

Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin...

umfazi2640Nov 2012
Hotel Astoria Poem

Hotel AstoriaI wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can g...

umfazi2792Nov 2012Nov 2012
studecar

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