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Words Poem

Wordsso important to us all...

shadow19505649Feb 2013Feb 2013
shadow1950
KISSING COUSINS Poem

KISSING COUSINSCan you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate...

Unknown1,0049Mar 2012Feb 2013
Unknown
shadow19504352Feb 2013Feb 2013
shadow1950
Ive been ransomed Poem

I've been ransomedI languish in chains.....

cafetwo20104886Feb 2013Feb 2013
cafetwo2010
Strange trip Poem

Strange tripSomeone slipped me a Jeffery......

madtat294855Feb 2013Feb 2013
madtat29
what title will i write today Poem

what title will i write todayHow do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or...

wayne344161Feb 2013Feb 2013
rapturecapture
Poets Corner Poem

Poets CornerPoets...

2725dl6117Jan 2013Feb 2013
madtat29
Beautifulyou spelling Poem

Beautifulyou spellingthis is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten...

morgen902104262Feb 2013Feb 2013
morgen90210
hai yeah books Poem

hai yeah booksBook Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher...

ramro6u1901Feb 2013Feb 2013
beautifulyou
How I Love To Fly Poem

How I Love To FlyAs we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky...

SWEEPIE2726Feb 2013Feb 2013
SWEEPIE
Nature unkind to me Poem

Nature unkind to meHope of a hopless man...

Unknown3357Feb 2013Feb 2013
Unknown
Schmaltzy Saccharine Sweet Dreams Poem

Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...DreamsWell, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in r...

swade77781223Apr 2012Feb 2013
Unknown
Toe Jam Kitty Worst Poem Challenge Poem

"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!...

swade77775116May 2012Feb 2013
Unknown
AUSTRALIANS Poem

AUSTRALIANS !!!They might need Cheering Up ???...

particolor4393Feb 2013Feb 2013
Angelpepper
One Up One Down Poem

One Up One DownThe sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine...

EyeLook4U4531Feb 2013Feb 2013
Unknown
LITTLE BO PEEP has gained her keep Poem

LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)Mother Goose would flip over this....

studecar7631Nov 2012Jan 2013
studecar
HAPPINESS Poem

HAPPINESSI desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like he...

studecar7948Jan 2013Jan 2013
studecar
growing up Poem

growing upI want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its de...

Unknown3887Jan 2013Jan 2013
Unknown
You Meeting Poem

You Meeting.a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank y...

2725dl5347Jan 2013Jan 2013
2725dl
The Funny side of Love Poem

The Funny side of LoveLove is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I a...

Unknown3969Jan 2013Jan 2013
Unknown
Adam and Eve Retold Poem

Adam and Eve RetoldI've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by...

mcradloff64614Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
I Did It Again Poem

I Did It AgainI did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to m...

Unknown2670Jan 2013
Time Ahead Of You Poem

Time Ahead Of YouFirewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Re...

EyeLook4U6050Jan 2013
The Ten Commandments Poem

The Ten Commandments?I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho...

mcradloff6377Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
2012 memories Poem

2012 memoriesAnother year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others...

stormseeker2234652Jan 2013Jan 2013
stormseeker223
The Thunder Song Poem

The Thunder SongMy favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's...

mcradloff5010Jan 2013
Men Will Be Men Poem

Men Will Be Men"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat...

decentprats4105Jan 2013Jan 2013
decentprats
Diets and all that Poem

Diets and all thatjust a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!...

mickypeeps2741Jan 2013Jan 2013
Ladybee42
Saving Our Planet Poem

Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?...

mcradloff4410Jan 2013
10 Cents a Dance Poem

10 Cents a Dance!Ten tickets please!...

Unknown4766Dec 2012Jan 2013
Unknown
Italian Poem

ItalianFor your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and le...

adjhe3212Oct 2012Jan 2013
adjhe
Cloud Boom Poem

Cloud BoomCloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now h...

EyeLook4U4420Jan 2013
Then God Said Poem

Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued....

mcradloff5456Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
The Illinois Hillbillies Poem

The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion...

mcradloff5071Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
The Bar Scene Poem

The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol...

Unknown5354Dec 2012Jan 2013
Unknown
More Predictions for the Future Poem

More Predictions for the FutureThis time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions....

mcradloff5674Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
A Shadow Called Ego Poem

A Shadow Called EgoMaking a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))...

Yankee4you6595Jan 2013Jan 2013
cherryreggae
De seperated Poem

De-seperatedJust humor...

kickit229063Jan 2013Jan 2013
morgen90210
LIMERICK MEASURED FAILURE Poem

LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !...

studecar8001Jan 2013Jan 2013
madtat29
Would you have me for breakfast lunch or dinner Poem

Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a...

morgen902104451Jan 2013Jan 2013
Poetnumber1
Memories Poem

Memories.Thinking back...

2725dl4663Jan 2013Jan 2013
morgen90210
Predictions for the Future Poem

Predictions for the FutureJust having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i...

mcradloff5807Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff

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