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WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES Poem

WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course....

smallworlds6500Aug 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
Yankee and his pony Poem

Yankee and his pony ...It's in my head still ....

morgen902105968Jul 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
Earn a degree in Maidenology Poem

Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol....

cafetwo20106328Jul 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
Get Noticed Poem

Get NoticedThrow that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today .....

virgosingle4961Oct 2009Jul 2012
Unknown
CLUTTER Poem

CLUTTERWhat can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrot...

smallworlds7184Jul 2012Jul 2012
mcradloff
Lonely girl at the club Poem

Lonely girl at the club..Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!...

cafetwo20106454Jul 2012Jul 2012
SundaySilence
Ode To Thee CS Poem

Ode To Thee CSOde to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you....

adjhe59410Jul 2012Jul 2012
adjhe
The Swimming Coach Poem

The Swimming CoachInspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9....

mcradloff1,2955Jul 2012Jul 2012
Unknown
I am coming back Poem

I am coming back !!!I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do...

morgen902105402Jul 2012Jul 2012
morgen90210
Fishing Stories Poem

Fishing StoriesThought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other tim...

CloudySky55311Jul 2012Jul 2012
Unknown
Limericks about CS forums users Poem

Limericks about CS forums usersthere once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N t...

irisheyes19783050Jul 2012Jul 2012
mcradloff
The Poet Poem

The PoetI'm not giving away the secret :)...

steve12237307Jul 2012Jul 2012
paloma66
This Amber Liquid Poem

This Amber LiquidHope someone gets a bit of a chuckle...

steve12234713Jul 2012Jul 2012
swade777
Kickits challenge Poem

Kickit's challenge..Hail Sir Kickit!!...

cafetwo201075920Jul 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
Kickits challedge Poem

Kickits challedgetry on sarcasm...

adjhe3208Jul 2012Jul 2012
adjhe
A Thousand Challenge Poem

A Thousand ChallengeI'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!...

SCatlyn5577Jul 2012Jul 2012
SCatlyn
Ring of death Poem

Ring of deathA little Saturday morning something..lol...

cafetwo201064510Jun 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
The Loo Poem

The Loo1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marke...

steve12235806Jun 2012Jul 2012
steve1223
Squashed Poem

Squashedjust a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading....

lisaofflorida643900Jun 2012
Those Miserable Young Ladies Poem

Those Miserable Young LadiesIf only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me...

Unknown3452Jun 2012Jun 2012
mcradloff
KNOWING Poem

KNOWING..."... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain un...

Earlgreytea83110Jun 2012Jun 2012
Earlgreytea
My Beloved Poem

My BelovedA fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra...

steve122375717Jun 2012Jun 2012
steve1223
Sir Kickit the Great Poem

Sir Kickit the GreatA needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!...

cafetwo201056310May 2012Jun 2012
Ahyra
The Sun Worshipping Preacher Poem

The Sun Worshipping PreacherInspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them....

mcradloff65611Jun 2012Jun 2012
mcradloff
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper Poem

Jungle Cruise Ride SkipperFound these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th...

mcradloff6390Jun 2012
Miss You Poem

Miss You.Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt........

Unknown3881Jun 2012Jun 2012
jazzy75
Lovers want presence Poem

Lover's want presenceImpressions..and another pot of coffee.lol....

cafetwo201064110Jun 2012Jun 2012
jazzy75
By the River Poem

By the RiverDown by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For h...

steve122361710May 2012Jun 2012
Poetnumber1
New License Plates Poem

New License PlatesSome are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was....

mcradloff6125May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Poem 3 Poem

Poem #3OMG! I think I better run! lol....

cafetwo201066514May 2012May 2012
trurorob
What No Taco Poem

What No Taco!!!What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by no...

narr94012May 2012May 2012
morgen90210
Hilda Poem

Hilda...My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight.......

edolly3370May 2012
She broke Mr Fixit Poem

She broke Mr. FixitI'm your handiman..call me.lol....

cafetwo201076713May 2012May 2012
Ahyra
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket Poem

50 Ways to Pick Your PocketI went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....

mcradloff75714May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
public announcement Poem

public announcementno your right not a poem but ahhhh what the...

kickit227467May 2012May 2012
kickit22
Thutan Kahan Poem

Thutan KahanTranslated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)...

steve12234312May 2012May 2012
steve1223
Man a pause Poem

Man a pauseDont ask me ...the ladies knows......

morgen902106320May 2012
LIFE Lift me up Poem

~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol...

Now121214083May 2012May 2012
elo69
Sampling Men Poem

Sampling Menhow often we forget that men get used also...

Unknown3082May 2012May 2012
CloudySky
A country tango Poem

A country tangojust having fun with words...

kickit2272121May 2012May 2012
kickit22
Champagne shootout Poem

Champagne shootout!Just an amusing sidelight..lol...

cafetwo20108724May 2012May 2012
cafetwo2010
Egg Head Poem

Egg Headjust one of those days.lol.....

kickit221,02621May 2012May 2012
Poetnumber1

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