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Chinese Women Poem

Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr...

wisemandy5035Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
6months to live Poem

6months to liveoh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse...

kickit2257910Sep 2011Sep 2011
kickit22
Dancing as A star Poem

~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long......

breathless221933Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Wrongdoings Poem

Wrongdoings(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM:

wisemandy4530Sep 2011
In This Very Minute Poem

In This Very MinuteI first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM:

wisemandy3871Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
My Dog Rover 2 Poem

My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell...

steve12233764Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Victorsfmallare4482Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
A MALE MONOLOGUE Poem

A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo...

steve122359911Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Ying Yang Poem

Ying YangWritten purely for the fun of it....

steve12234545Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Some Bad Zombie Advice Poem

Some Bad Zombie AdviceInspired after watching Night of the Living Dead....

mcradloff5820Sep 2011
la noche Poem

la nocheIt is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)...

templarknight1860Sep 2011
Nonesense Poem

NonesenseI was going to use a brick to get it down...

Unknown3003Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
BUBBLEGUM Poem

BUBBLEGUMI like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew........

breathless224049Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
somewhere Poem

somewheremy mercurian lightness in love.....

lorentz5799Sep 2011Sep 2011
lorentz
boyshchrm641716Aug 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Red X Poem

Red XFunny what you find on the road these days...

steve12235156Sep 2011Sep 2011
Redex
THE VERY PROPER GANDER Poem

THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal...

marikia1,66211Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
SELECTION OF Poem

SELECTION OFAWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD...

bucky12834Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
A Penny Poem

A Pennythis is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well co...

kickit224496Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Mystery Meat Poem

Mystery MeatIt's a mystery what is in a sausage...

steve12233892Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot Poem

Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invit...

cafetwo20106282Sep 2011Sep 2011
jeddah12
dancing with doctor dee Poem

dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought.......

hedistuff5102Sep 2011Sep 2011
Pinkpoetress
Our Love Has Failed Poetnumber1 steve1223 Poem

Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)This was written by request...

steve12235372Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Im only me Poem

I'm only me..I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side o...

cafetwo201051215Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
The Poet Has Spoken Poem

The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu...

steve12233550Sep 2011
What To Rhyme With What Poem

What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme...

steve12233402Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Wanna Hear a Secret Poem

Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!...

gas_jockey3403Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234114Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
I Am So In Love With You rewrite of Poetnumber1 Poem

I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my...

steve12234284Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Early Morning Action Poem

Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe...

steve12233365Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Just one of those days Poem

Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !...

Unknown2854Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Ode To Poetnumber1 Poem

Ode To Poetnumber1This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no...

steve12233783Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Gypsy Rose Lee Poem

Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo...

steve12234516Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Steppin In It hilarious poem Poem

Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao...

soquiliquay4662Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Dreaming Poem

Dreaming??Just having some fun...

steve12238264Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Kickit Poem

KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit....

steve122354510Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
botany Poem

botanyI once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was e...

agoodguy2have7927Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
Hi Poem

Hihi...

kickit225304Apr 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE Poem

THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is...

starfire_girl4055Sep 2011Sep 2011
starfire_girl
collection of one liners Poem

collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained....

kickit2251511Aug 2011Sep 2011
Redex
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL Poem

ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........

breathless222952Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22

Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to...

optimisticme4460Sep 2011

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