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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr... | wisemandy | 503 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
6months to liveoh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse... | kickit22 | 579 | 10 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 kickit22 |
~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...... | breathless22 | 193 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
Wrongdoings(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: | wisemandy | 453 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
In This Very MinuteI first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: | wisemandy | 387 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell... | steve1223 | 376 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
DREAM JUMPER THE OTHERSIDEENJOY... | Victorsfmallare | 448 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo... | steve1223 | 599 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Ying YangWritten purely for the fun of it.... | steve1223 | 454 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Some Bad Zombie AdviceInspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.... | mcradloff | 582 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
la nocheIt is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)... | templarknight | 186 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
NonesenseI was going to use a brick to get it down... | Unknown | 300 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
BUBBLEGUMI like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew........ | breathless22 | 404 | 9 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
somewheremy mercurian lightness in love..... | lorentz | 579 | 9 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 lorentz |
Profound....need to ReboundSilly poem... | boyshchrm6 | 417 | 16 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Red XFunny what you find on the road these days... | steve1223 | 515 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal... | marikia | 1,662 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 gnj4u |
SELECTION OFAWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD... | bucky1 | 283 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
A Pennythis is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well co... | kickit22 | 449 | 6 | Jul 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Mystery MeatIt's a mystery what is in a sausage... | steve1223 | 389 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invit... | cafetwo2010 | 628 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 jeddah12 |
dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....... | hedistuff | 510 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Pinkpoetress |
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)This was written by request... | steve1223 | 537 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
I'm only me..I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side o... | cafetwo2010 | 512 | 15 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 marikia |
The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu... | steve1223 | 355 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme... | steve1223 | 340 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!... | gas_jockey | 340 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a... | steve1223 | 411 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my... | steve1223 | 428 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe... | steve1223 | 336 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !... | Unknown | 285 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Ode To Poetnumber1This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no... | steve1223 | 378 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo... | steve1223 | 451 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao... | soquiliquay | 466 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Dreaming??Just having some fun... | steve1223 | 826 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.... | steve1223 | 545 | 10 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
botanyI once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was e... | agoodguy2have | 792 | 7 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 gnj4u |
Hihi... | kickit22 | 530 | 4 | Apr 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is... | starfire_girl | 405 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 starfire_girl |
collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.... | kickit22 | 515 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........ | breathless22 | 295 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to... | optimisticme | 446 | 0 | Sep 2011 |
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