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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Body talkYou never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her... | cafetwo2010 | 484 | 10 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
pity penny pie pence (Jade's Challenge)Inspired by Jade's P & Ragdoll poems... *pips(of oranges)/seeds of oranges... | SCatlyn | 713 | 14 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
A lock of my hair..lolO thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while... | cafetwo2010 | 528 | 11 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Where for Art Thou RagdollsI was challenged and had to rise up and meet it!... | ImagineLove | 496 | 13 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 123whisper |
think this be a good challenging challenge for allSomething different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun.... | kickit22 | 854 | 10 | Mar 2013 | Sep 2014 123whisper |
five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c... | wayne34 | 503 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Frogs 575nonsence@... | ladygwen123 | 443 | 5 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Happygolucky4u |
Robin WilliamsJust missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is defi... | mcradloff | 541 | 6 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 mcradloff |
Ode to Online DatingJust penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!... | ImagineLove | 453 | 11 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 Ziusudra |
Belly Dance (quite the challenge)On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter...... | SCatlyn | 742 | 25 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 SCatlyn |
The Body FarmThis was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm... | steve1223 | 514 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 steve1223 |
TomfoolerySaturday funnery.... | ImagineLove | 392 | 11 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 ImagineLove |
It’s FridayFriday humor! Cheers!... | ImagineLove | 377 | 9 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
Empowered drama kings (lol)Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snive... | cafetwo2010 | 563 | 6 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Poetnumber1 |
Earthly BeingsEarthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboa... | Marchmadness03 | 651 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored... | CRIPPLED_LOVER | 298 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Recipe for heartacheMnnn...tasty... | madtat29 | 549 | 11 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 candykid |
The secretWe were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described w... | cafetwo2010 | 640 | 11 | May 2014 | Aug 2014 SCatlyn |
time travelTo travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To... | wayne34 | 325 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Wifi LoveHad to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi... | Unknown | 870 | 4 | Jun 2009 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
I dont want to...just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy... | mickypeeps | 330 | 5 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
Venus WomenMore crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!... | ImagineLove | 711 | 5 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 elo69 |
so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?... | Unknown | 461 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!... | ImagineLove | 318 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
Coffee and PoetryReposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!... | ImagineLove | 544 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
My InboxIt's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!... | ImagineLove | 317 | 1 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert... | ImagineLove | 569 | 10 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 postneoludite |
cheeky meflirting with reality... | darkhorse555 | 857 | 8 | Feb 2013 | Aug 2014 darkhorse555 |
im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly... | shaylahoney25 | 346 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
rapturecaptureFor our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!... | cafetwo2010 | 743 | 14 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 cafetwo2010 |
no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view... | wayne34 | 349 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Mental health shop visit.I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction... | Unknown | 271 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
My MailboxJust some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!... | ImagineLove | 452 | 5 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum... | postneoludite | 536 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Unknown |
Castle coffeeAnybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol... | cafetwo2010 | 968 | 23 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri... | cafetwo2010 | 529 | 12 | Jun 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!... | ImagineLove | 393 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 weemick1960 |
on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 363 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 SnowCoveredMuse |
Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!... | ImagineLove | 376 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 mimzy333 |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWOI enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem... | cambridgemiss | 331 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.... | cambridgemiss | 390 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The endIt has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?... | cambridgemiss | 322 | 0 | Jul 2014 |
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