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Body talk Poem

Body talkYou never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her...

cafetwo201048410Sep 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
pity penny pie pence Jades Challenge Poem

pity penny pie pence (Jade's Challenge)Inspired by Jade's P & Ragdoll poems... *pips(of oranges)/seeds of oranges...

SCatlyn71314Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
A lock of my hair lol Poem

A lock of my hair..lolO thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while...

cafetwo201052811Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
Where for Art Thou Ragdolls Poem

Where for Art Thou RagdollsI was challenged and had to rise up and meet it!...

ImagineLove49613Aug 2014Sep 2014
123whisper
think this be a good challenging challenge for all Poem

think this be a good challenging challenge for allSomething different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun....

kickit2285410Mar 2013Sep 2014
123whisper
five p out rage Poem

five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c...

wayne345037Aug 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
Frogs 575 Poem

Frogs 575nonsence@...

ladygwen1234435Sep 2014Sep 2014
Happygolucky4u
Robin Williams Poem

Robin WilliamsJust missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is defi...

mcradloff5416Aug 2014Aug 2014
mcradloff
Ode to Online Dating Poem

Ode to Online DatingJust penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!...

ImagineLove45311Jul 2014Aug 2014
Ziusudra
Belly Dance quite the challenge Poem

Belly Dance (quite the challenge)On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter......

SCatlyn74225Aug 2014Aug 2014
SCatlyn
The Body Farm Poem

The Body FarmThis was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm...

steve12235142Aug 2014Aug 2014
steve1223
Tomfoolery Poem

TomfoolerySaturday funnery....

ImagineLove39211Aug 2014Aug 2014
ImagineLove
Its Friday Poem

It’s FridayFriday humor! Cheers!...

ImagineLove3779Aug 2014Aug 2014
Unknown
Empowered drama kings lol Poem

Empowered drama kings (lol)Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snive...

cafetwo20105636Aug 2014Aug 2014
Poetnumber1
Earthly Beings Poem

Earthly BeingsEarthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboa...

Marchmadness036510Aug 2014
I Am The Best Poem

I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored...

CRIPPLED_LOVER2980Aug 2014
Recipe for heartache Poem

Recipe for heartacheMnnn...tasty...

madtat2954911Aug 2014Aug 2014
candykid
The secret Poem

The secretWe were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described w...

cafetwo201064011May 2014Aug 2014
SCatlyn
time travel Poem

time travelTo travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To...

wayne343250Aug 2014
Wifi Love Poem

Wifi LoveHad to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi...

Unknown8704Jun 2009Aug 2014
Unknown
I dont want to Poem

I dont want to...just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy...

mickypeeps3305Aug 2014Aug 2014
Unknown
Venus Women Poem

Venus WomenMore crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!...

ImagineLove7115Aug 2014Aug 2014
elo69
so good Poem

so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?...

Unknown4610Aug 2014
Garlic is for Lovers Poem

Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!...

ImagineLove3182Aug 2014Aug 2014
Spartacus2012
Coffee and Poetry Poem

Coffee and PoetryReposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!...

ImagineLove5442Aug 2014Aug 2014
Unknown
My Inbox Poem

My InboxIt's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!...

ImagineLove3171Aug 2014Aug 2014
Unknown
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Poem

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert...

ImagineLove56910Jul 2014Aug 2014
postneoludite
cheeky me Poem

cheeky meflirting with reality...

darkhorse5558578Feb 2013Aug 2014
darkhorse555
im not a poet and i already know it Poem

im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly...

shaylahoney253467Aug 2014Aug 2014
Spartacus2012
rapturecapture Poem

rapturecaptureFor our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!...

cafetwo201074314Jul 2014Aug 2014
cafetwo2010
no driver Poem

no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view...

wayne343490Aug 2014
Mental health shop visit Poem

Mental health shop visit.I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction...

Unknown2710Aug 2014
My Mailbox Poem

My MailboxJust some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!...

ImagineLove4525Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Knocker Knockers Poem

Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum...

postneoludite5362Jul 2014Jul 2014
Unknown
Castle coffee Poem

Castle coffeeAnybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol...

cafetwo201096823Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
The wizards potion Poem

The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri...

cafetwo201052912Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Private Email Poem

Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!...

ImagineLove3933Jul 2014Jul 2014
weemick1960
on the lighter side Poem

on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit...

SnowCoveredMuse3632Jul 2014Jul 2014
SnowCoveredMuse
Hi Im New on Here Poem

Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!...

ImagineLove3763Jul 2014Jul 2014
mimzy333
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS Part TWO Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWOI enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem...

cambridgemiss3311Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas....

cambridgemiss3901Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS The end Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The endIt has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?...

cambridgemiss3220Jul 2014

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