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Cyberstyle Poem

Cyberstyledont even go there, chavo...

Unknown3082Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have
Somebodies Daughter Poem

Somebodies DaughterActually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though....

bluewolf85143575Apr 2010Apr 2010
Unknown
refuse refuse waste waste Poem

refuse refuse (waste waste)sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe...

hedistuff5333Mar 2010Mar 2010
agoodguy2have
grumpy old men gone past caring Poem

grumpy old men/gone past caring.wrote this poem,to perform it on stage,at a charity event,I helped organise,planned for good friday,at the boathouse bar,salisbury,wilts,it's a comedy...

Unknown7382Mar 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
delete Poem

deletedelete...

Unknown2711Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
These Pickers Poem

These PickersBlood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above t...

Unknown3402Mar 2010Mar 2010
Unknown
A Lady With Low IQ Poem

A Lady With Low IQjust a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait......

Unknown3785Mar 2010Mar 2010
hedistuff
shalli pen a lit tlepoem Poem

?shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em??shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em? >u>bet>ter>make>it>quick> =but=please=do->not>gim>me> =that=same=ol?e=song'n=trick= >for>get>a>'bout>u>rhymin' >o...

PassionateArtist4566Feb 2010Mar 2010
boyshchrm6
Earlgreytea50310Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
poetry 101 Poem

poetry 101uh....poetry...

agoodguy2have52410Mar 2010Mar 2010
hedistuff
Cross That Bridge Poem

Cross That BridgeNo car at the moment, so I've been getting around on foot and by hitchhiking. This rural area makes no provisions for pedestrians. :D...

Unknown3623Mar 2010Mar 2010
hedistuff
cruciverbalist Poem

cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)...

agoodguy2have5191Mar 2010Mar 2010
gnj4u
Dice Rollin Poem

Dice RollinGoofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too....

Unknown3621Mar 2010Mar 2010
Unknown
Two Spinisters Poem

'Two Spinisters'We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are...

Unknown3162Mar 2010Mar 2010
hedistuff
Getting Married Poem

'Getting Married'Never say Never...

Unknown5491Mar 2010Mar 2010
Unknown
The New MacDonald song lyric Poem

The New MacDonald - song lyricWritten 10 years ago but still works....

Unknown4748Mar 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
vanity Poem

vanitynothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy...

Unknown3741Mar 2010Mar 2010
trurorob
Tardiness Poem

TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ......

Fern13114020Mar 2010
Hands on Business True Tale No 1 Poem

Hands on Business......True Tale No.1Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident...

hedistuff5091Mar 2010Mar 2010
trurorob
Surprises Poem

SurprisesOctober '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)...

Fern13113761Mar 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
Iwannabeahadeda Poem

Iwannabeahadeda...Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas......

Earlgreytea3342Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
Pink or Pinky Poem

Pink or Pinky?To sexy for my brain to remember....

Unknown3781Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
don tputGodon hold Poem

!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!...

PassionateArtist4031Mar 2010Mar 2010
Pinkpoetress
winter twenty ten Poem

"winter twenty ten"“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that que...

Unknown3382Feb 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
A smile for all Poem

A smile for allYou may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it...

Unknown5656Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
dog louie Poem

"dog & louie"“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to g...

Unknown3763Feb 2010Feb 2010
jazzy75
days out Poem

days outwashed over my while in the bath...

Unknown2470Feb 2010
Same Homeless man I metaphor Poem

Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events...

Unknown1,6050Feb 2010
Could Have Gone Wrong Poem

Could Have Gone WrongIt could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It...

Unknown3460Feb 2010
The Wish List Poem

The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma...

Unknown3072Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
Silly Psychic Poem

Silly PsychicApologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!...

Unknown3560Feb 2010Feb 2010
trurorob
Warm Beer Fear W B F Poem

Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!...

Unknown5980Feb 2010
Emoticons Poem

EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all...

longte4020Feb 2010Feb 2010
jazzy75
Top Gear Poem

Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,...

Unknown3130Feb 2010
Quiver Poem

QuiverI Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you ar...

boyshchrm661114Jan 2010Feb 2010
boyshchrm6
Nutty Poem

Nuttynow you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here che...

longte4333Feb 2010Feb 2010
longte
Internet Spelling Blues Poem

Internet Spelling BluesOK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stu...

kmyost4735Feb 2010Feb 2010
Katfight
A Yarn Poem

A YarnBeware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder...........

andifree4004Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
i dont know why Poem

"i don't know why"“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late...

Unknown3832Jan 2010Jan 2010
jazzy75
Dreamland Poem

DreamlandSometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positi...

ironman4423Jan 2010Jan 2010
Unknown
vices Poem

"vices"“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up al...

Unknown3061Jan 2010Jan 2010
trurorob
Wonders of the World Poem

Wonders of the WorldJust a little something to give a smile....

Unknown1922Jan 2010Jan 2010
jazzy75

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