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My Round Poem

My Round!Cheers!...

Unknown4118Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
ROE Poem

ROEJust a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard....

gardenhackle3402Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
dreams fare Poem

dreams fareon television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recal...

hedistuff82114Jun 2010Jul 2010
Earlgreytea
Wish Upon a Ticket Poem

Wish Upon a TicketI buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam......

Unknown3543Jul 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
Gimme a Shot Poem

Gimme a ShotBlatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D...

Unknown3584Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Western Union Pleeeeeese Poem

Western Union PleeeeeeseOne in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL...

Unknown4978Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Silly Stuff Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up Poem

Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched upThe Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across...

caroljoyce49410Jun 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
Silly stuff Mrs Fledgler The Funeral Poem

Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.Well what can I say really???...

caroljoyce60913Jun 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
The one that got away Poem

The one that got awayJust a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away......

Unknown74911Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
What Am I Poem

What Am I?Tired and Just messing around lol...

Unknown3704Jun 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
frasier or seinfeld Poem

frasier or seinfeldentertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way...

ironman5754Jun 2010Jun 2010
hedistuff
Running the show Poem

Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates...

ironman3770Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have
Alternative Halloween Poem

Alternative Halloweensomething to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)...

Unknown3196Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
To Be or Not To Be Smoke Free Poem

To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your he...

hedistuff5548Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
RAPPIN WITH THE MONEY MAN Poem

RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MANYo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I h...

Unknown2972Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
untitled Poem

untitledthis poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!...

Unknown2542Jun 2010Jun 2010
Unknown
No Sweatin in my Sweats Poem

No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th...

Unknown3142Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
spel chak Poem

spel chakwat kin I saay...

agoodguy2have1,25712May 2010Jun 2010
fjamesj9701
Moola Jive Poem

Moola JiveI love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck....

Unknown3281Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have
I Like You Haiku Poem

I Like You, HaikuA haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too....

Unknown3313Jun 2010Jun 2010
Redex
They egged my car Poem

They egged my car...Ain't apartment living grand?...

Unknown3353Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Pattern of Beats Poem

Pattern of BeatsMany sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives....

Unknown3122Jun 2010Jun 2010
hedistuff
along these lines Poem

along these linessitting in the dark (at a concert) writing...

agoodguy2have4255Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Mrs Fledglerss Duty Poem

Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either.....

caroljoyce3468May 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
The Publisher Is Not Responsible Poem

The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected....

Dagosto5296May 2010May 2010
Dagosto
Girl Scouts Poem

Girl Scoutsamazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it......

hedistuff5932May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Hidden Poem

HiddenYou never know what the snow hides....

Unknown3291May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Sudden Awakening Poem

Sudden AwakeningPoetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL...

mmichaelm4946May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Orange Dream Poem

Orange Dreama silly dream, huh?...

Amenda6352May 2010May 2010
Amenda
cure for a broken heart Poem

cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s...

caroljoyce50910May 2010May 2010
hedistuff

WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go...

optimisticme5080May 2010
BAR FLY Poem

BAR--FLYa typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy....

Unknown3434May 2010May 2010
Unknown

Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on...

optimisticme4791May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have

Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on...

optimisticme5282May 2010May 2010
Unknown

Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a...

optimisticme5073May 2010May 2010
Ladybee42
a limerick dream Poem

a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks....

agoodguy2have3416May 2010May 2010
Pinkpoetress
How It Works Poem

How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women....

Unknown3492May 2010May 2010
Unknown
magician politician Poem

magician politicianlike they say..."vote early...vote often!"...

agoodguy2have3646May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce

Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr...

optimisticme4080May 2010
god help me Poem

god help mea few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to...

mmichaelm4525May 2010May 2010
jazzy75

The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a...

optimisticme3930May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
The Row Poem

The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang...

caroljoyce4428May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce

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